Rob Dobblin The Hobgoblin

[Truly @trulyseltzer]

Try our favorite Thanksgiving recipe this year!
Step 1: Preheat oven to 425º
Step 2: Buy bag of ice and dump into cooler
Step 3: Place case of Truly Vodka Seltzer into cooler with ice
Step 4: Turn off oven

[Truly @trulyseltzer]

CUE THE MARIAH CAREY PLAYLIST

[leevy skeevy 𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙀𝘿 (+2) @casseroleboy]

uh oh

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

Me and the bad bitch I pulled being Italian

[John Wilkinson @JWilks26]

Iconic tweet from Freddy Adu here

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

I love Ancient Greece I just wish they hadn’t made all those statues with cartoonishly huge dicks

[james 🧚‍♂️ @bitchvibrations]

just overheard a guy walk into the bathroom and say "showtime" to himself as he sat down on the toilet

[wint @dril]

whilst you were visiting grandma in the hospital i was grinding for BAG !!

[Rob Dobblin The Hobgoblin @BobbyDurben]

Putting headphones on my dogs ears and forcing him to listen to classical music so he gets into a good preschool, or however that works

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

[Looking my liberal father dead in the eyes] SteveWillDoIt would hate you

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

dating her is so easy she yells at me and i apologize

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Camila Cabello is like I’ll be home for

[Rob Dobblin The Hobgoblin @BobbyDurben]

holy fucking shit what a goal

[Twisted Tea @TwistedTea]

England: would you like some tea and crumpets?

USA: want a twisted tea to wash down that burger?

[wint @dril]

children should learn Gambling basically asap aand fix the economy by winning big

[Rob Dobblin The Hobgoblin @BobbyDurben]

today is a classic battle of Circumcized People Who Measure In Miles vs Foreskin-Havers Who Eat Blood Pudding Voluntarily