Bobby Kanawall

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean...

...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel

The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip.

He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup.

"I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things."

THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that children born in the United States to parents who are unlawfully or temporarily present are U.S. citizens at birth under the Fourteenth Amendment, striking down President Trump's executive order restricting birthright citizenship as unconstitutional.

Chief Justice John Roberts delivered the opinion of the Court, joined by Justices Sonia Sotomayor, Elena Kagan, Amy Coney Barrett, and Ketanji Brown Jackson.

Justices Clarence Thomas, Neil Gorsuch, and Samuel Alito dissented. Justice Brett Kavanaugh concurred in part and dissented in part.

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

Chud the Builder is so fucked lmfao

I just watched the video from court in Clarksville a week or two ago. The day of the shooting, Chud had court at 9 AM, missed court, and showed up 4 hours later with a selfie stick and a gun. According to the prosecutor, Chud accosted the victim - who actually had court at 1:30 and had a reason to be there - and then when the victim approached him due to whatever Chud said, he assumed a bladed stance, switched the selfie stick to his left hand, and reached into his suit pocket. The victim then hits him because Chud is clearly reaching for a gun, Chud shoots him, and then Chud proceeds to G”get his ass kicked BY A GUY WHO JUST GOT SHOT.

The video of Chud getting beat up is after he shot the guy, which is why there are no gunshots audible in that footage. There is apparently footage from courthouse security cameras of the whole altercation. He initiated the conflict and is such a pussy he lost a fight to a man with multiple preexisting gunshot wounds hahahahhahahah

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

Drake on ICEMAN:

“Can I forgive? I can’t…
What do I need? Some head…
Shorty keep askin’ the [release] date
She tryna finesse Polymarket for bread” 🤣

[US Attorney Pirro @USAttyPirro]

This week, I discovered a massive unmarked storage room with boxes full of forgotten equipment. Just because we’re in D.C. doesn’t mean the government can waste your money. I’m going to make sure some of it is returned to the taxpayers.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

What if I told you that an anti-gun org actually filmed out this very scenario and it's just as stupid as you are possibly imagining.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Dave Chappelle on how Trump is doing as president: “You’re joking right? Nobody wants to feel this way. I don’t think anybody wanted a war. They definitely didn’t wanna arguably lose one. The presidency is no place for a petty person. Being a president seems like an opportunity to be a very unifying force and I feel like perhaps he’s squandered that opportunity, to put it lightly”

[GFY TV @Viralvid_89]

Throwback video 2014. A man confronted a woman, who claimed she was late to work, for disrespecting an MTA bus driver for picking up a lady with a wheelchair.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Rick Scott 2022: I got rid of my Disney+. I’m not planning on going back to the park.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Florida Governor candidate James Fishback told a Black man he should be “lynched” after he asked him to stop talking to young girls.

Black man:”Did you smash was it missionary, back shots, what was it?’

Fishback: I don’t want you ever speaking about women in our state like that again.

Black man: “I don’t want you smashing teenage girls in our state ever again”

Fishback: “Why haven’t I been arrested, Why haven’t I been arrested?”

Black Man: “I don’t know”

Fishback: “You should be lynched, you should be lynched for lying about me like that. Yes you should be lynched for lying about me like that.”

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump just cut a midterm ad for every Democrat in America.

[Coby DuBose | DuBose Defense @DuBoseDefense]

It gets worse. This weekend after seeing the video, a veteran criminal defense lawyer (with no cases in this guy’s civil court) wrote this judge an email telling the judge he needed to apologize. The judge responded by accusing the lawyer of making an ex parte communication and ordered him to appear next week under threat of contempt.

I’m a member of the Harris County Criminal Lawyers Association “Strike Force,” a group of several lawyers tasked with defending lawyers against judicial overreach at a moment’s notice. We’ll be there to make sure this judge does not try to jail a veteran lawyer just for exercising his First Amendment rights in criticizing an elected judge’s behavior.

[Warren @swd2]

MFer looks like he showed up for the Bad Bunny halftime show a month late

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Druski’s numbers on his skits are goddam nuclear

[bum @BattleRapBum]

the father
the son
and the holy spirit

[Roukshiesty🏆 @BeenHim16]

Dawg

[onion person @CantEverDie]

oh they’re going to try to kill him for this one lol

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Florida election records show Donald, Melania, and Barron Trump all voted by mail in the Florida HD-87 special election.

This is despite the fact that Trump calls voting by mail "cheating" and is trying to significantly restrict voting by mail in his SAVE America Act.

[SPANE @SperrysandNikes]

Fun Fact: the CEO of Bed, Bath and Beyond committed suicide by jumping off the penthouse floor.

[CSPAN @cspan]

.@SenSchumer: "His decision to vote by mail shows just how hypocritical Donald Trump is about fraud and cheating. That's who he is I'm afraid."