Bobby Evans

Utes • Ravens • Mammoth • Jazz • Archers Lax • 2000s emo/punk • Gaming • Questionable takes, bad jokes, & sports-related emotional damage. Opinions are my own.

[Bobby Evans @BobbyInUtah]

Here for sports opinions nobody asked for.

Utah Utes. Baltimore Ravens. Jazz. Mammoth. Occasionally some lacrosse.

Side quests include 2000s emo, gaming, and pretending I won’t overreact at the next bad call.

I’m just here to avoid my friends on Facebook.

[Bobby Evans @BobbyInUtah]

@Average_Homeboy Nah, Coach is a legend. Temu BYU is hilarious

[Bobby Evans @BobbyInUtah]

The Jazz will win, tonight’s the night.

[Bobby Evans @BobbyInUtah]

The 2026 Jazz feel like the 2023 Utes. Injuries.

[Bobby Evans @BobbyInUtah]

We’ve now moved from voluntary to involuntary tanking 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Utah Jazz star Lauri Markkanen has sustained a non-displaced fracture in his right hand and will be sidelined for at least one month, sources tell me and @BannedMacMahon.

[Bobby Evans @BobbyInUtah]

@nickisanders I also imagined any veterinarians in the crowd getting a little excited too

[Bobby Evans @BobbyInUtah]

How I know he’s guilty for sure…”feet”

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Former NFL HC Rex Ryan was arrested Wednesday morning in Nashville after allegedly running over the feet of two pedestrians with his pickup truck last week.

Police say Ryan continued driving before the pedestrians caught up to him at a red light. He allegedly got out, argued with them, and drove away without exchanging information.

Ryan faces six misdemeanor charges, including leaving the scene of an accident, failing to provide information or aid, and failing to obey traffic signals.

[Terry McAulay @tjmcaulay]

Interesting play from BYU/Utah. Correctly ruled incomplete on the field and upheld after Replay review.

The receiver doesn't maintain control long enough to perform an act common to the game. It's incomplete.

[Bobby Evans @BobbyInUtah]

Utah Utes. Proud provider of quality losses since 2026.

#GoUtes

[Bobby Evans @BobbyInUtah]

Congrats Cougar fans, still alive in the CFP with a solid #10 ranking.

Let's get 2 teams from Utah into the CFP and go wreak some havoc

[Danny Kanell @dannykanell]

I'm so glad we have such a sacred regular season in college football where you can lose not once but TWICE and you can still be ranked ahead of a 9-0 team.

Like I've been telling you....you've been lied to for the past 75 years. The regular season matters to some but not all.

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

Undefeated (9-0)
Longest active win streak in the FBS
Heisman contender QB
Beat Top 10 BYU
Beat Top 15 Houston
Beat Arkansas by 33 (more than any SEC team has beaten them by, including Georgia)

…Yet they’re ranked behind a team who was beaten by 4-loss Auburn at home.

Sorry Utah, but you have the wrong conference logo on your jersey.

They’re going to drive millions of fans away from our great sport in the name of blatantly catering to the SEC. 📉🗑️

[CFP @CFBPlayoff]

November 🔟 CFP Selection Committee Rankings

2️⃣. Utah Utes // @Utah_Football

[M Raider Ute 🌵🙌 @MRaiderUte]

Media: “Utah hasn’t played anyone”
Utah: *Beats top 15 Houston
Media: “Utah hasn’t played anyone”
Utah: *Kills the Cincinnati team that upset top 10 TTU
Media: “Utah hasn’t played anyone”
Utah: *Beats top 10 BYU who beat ND
Media: “Utah hasn’t played anyone”

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!!

[Bobby Evans @BobbyInUtah]

@CFB_Dalton @UtahSportsScene PREACH

[Dalton Wasserman @CFB_Dalton]

THEY FUCKING BEAT TWO OF THE TOP 15 TEAMS IN THE COUNTRY WITHIN THE LAST 3 WEEKS!!! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT THAN WINNING ALL OF THEIR GAMES INCLUDING THOSE??!?!

[Bobby Evans @BobbyInUtah]

Of all the Ravens games I could have traveled across the country to see, I arrived on Joe Fagnano’s first NFL start. 😂

Still glad I finally got to see a game in Baltimore. #RavensFlock

[Bobby Evans @BobbyInUtah]

A week ago I was just hoping Utah would survive Cincinnati. Now we’re 9-0 and #2 in the country.

This season has been a blast. #GoUtes

[Bobby Evans @BobbyInUtah]

@BYU_Boodles 🫡

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