Bobby Maxwell

If I did have a tumor, I’d name it Marla.

[Bobby Maxwell @BobbyMaxxx]

@mymixtapez Good luck to him. As a former probation officer, I can tell you it’s not as easy as people think.

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@DailyMail Gen Z are a mess.

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@NYMag Women bitching to women.

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@facetedcarapace An entire generation grew up not wearing bicycle helmets. They didn’t even EXIST in the 70s. We’re just fine, thank you very much. You kids are soft as butter left out in the sun.

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@NewYorker Office work was always soul-killing drudgery. Men used to do it, so nobody heard about it. Now mostly women work in offices and, you know women; they never shut up.

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@lllliatttt Because they were there. Same reason people climb mountains.

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@SanjiVinGoat @ycinnewyork You must be a lot of fun at parties.

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@ycinnewyork Luckily the Regents is completely meaningless, and always has been. #letsgoknicks

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@tyler_kolek I believe you, even if nobody else does!! 👍🏼

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@nypost The ultimate dis. It isn't easy being the last guy on the bench.

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@SportsCenter They should have dressed him in a stillsuit with a ping pong paddle so people would recognize him.

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@ChestScar91 @HasJobAndBennys @SportsCenter Let me try to teach you something that Google or AI won’t: he’s kidding. Sadly, you were born without a sense of humor.

[Bobby Maxwell @BobbyMaxxx]

@HasJobAndBennys @SportsCenter He’s a hot dog guy at MSG that won a Ride-on-a-Float contest.

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@WSJ @WSJFreeEx @WSJopinion @MJ_Koch So national pride depends on high budget Hollywood propaganda?

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@nypost Or, they could just stop people from throwing uncorded women off it.

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@Cilin22 You have no clue how hard people at MSG have been working on this since they won. They had a very short time to prepare. You really should STFU and try to appreciate what was presented. It isn’t easy to just produce an instant parade.

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@thirdmetax Publicly slapping comedians because you can’t take a joke doesn’t help either.

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@NewYorker This is what happens when people mockingly tell you that you’re funny and you take them seriously.

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@nytimes Should have stayed in India.

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@OhNoTheBurds @nypost This drug was developed for diabetics. Any other use is off-label. Do some research, you lazy fuck.