Bobby Beautifull

Writer, all right?

[Bobby Beautifull @BobbyRoshdi]

The closet thing to a flower I'm getting on Valentine's Day is flour.

#ValentinesDay #Flowers

[Bobby Beautifull @BobbyRoshdi]

Potential Iranian Carpet Store Name: Ali’s Rug and Tug. #smallbusinesses #business #iran #carpet #Iranian #world

[Bobby Beautifull @BobbyRoshdi]

Must be hard for guys named “Jim” to be friends with bodybuilders. #gym #abs #fitness #jim #fit #comedy @GoodLifeFitness @LAFitness #steroids

[Bobby Beautifull @BobbyRoshdi]

The downward dog is the yoga equivalent of saying “ummm” during presentations. #YogaDay #yoga #moksha #active #comedy #English #literature @MokshaYoga #yogainspiration #fat

[Bobby Beautifull @BobbyRoshdi]

Women in Quality Assurance don’t look for bad boys, but guys with defects. #QA #UX #designthinking #Designers #technology #work #sprint #agile #agileworking #Toronto #uxdesign

[Bobby Beautifull @BobbyRoshdi]

Everyone enjoys the little things in life by somehow my height is a problem. #life #toronto #food

[Bobby Beautifull @BobbyRoshdi]

Thanos: Hey girl, who needs the Infinity Gauntlet when ur the real gem. #MarvelCinematicUniverse #marvel #avengers #AvengersInfinityWar @Marvel @Avengers @RobertDowneyJr #comics #film

[Bobby Beautifull @BobbyRoshdi]

What happens if Thanos nasturbates with the Infinity Gauntlet? #Avengers #infinitywar #Marvel #ironman #comics #InfinityWars

[Bobby Beautifull @BobbyRoshdi]

User experience designers call speed dating events “single sign one.” #UserExperience #designthinking #designers #content #uxresearch #ux

[Bobby Beautifull @BobbyRoshdi]

I want the ankle stability, strength and mobility of #Instagram models; their always on their toes for poses. #fitnessmodel #fittea #physiotherapist #models #gym #gymmotivation

[Bobby Beautifull @BobbyRoshdi]

Hi girl, is your name Majora? Cuz I don’t like the masks I wear. #Zelda #Mask #LifeOfTheParty #torontolife #raptors #majorasmask #nintendo #NintendoSwitch #games

[Bobby Beautifull @BobbyRoshdi]

Is LA Fitness just called Fitness in LA? Asking for an English major. @LAFitness #lafitness #LosAngeles #gymlife #fitnessmodel #gym

[Bobby Beautifull @BobbyRoshdi]

Everyone’s jeans got tears on the knees & it’s cool but my crotch tear is unacceptable?
#fashion #jeans #levis #styleblogger #ClothingBrand #comedy @LEVIS

[Bobby Beautifull @BobbyRoshdi]

Pigs are the original Tough Mudders @ToughMudder #Toronto #toughmudder #gymlife #excercise #abs #healthy #swine

[Bobby Beautifull @BobbyRoshdi]

Bobby Valentino asking “Oh girl, tell me, how did u get that in those jeans” can be interpreted as an insult
#hiphop #HIPHOPMUSIC @BobbyV #music #comedy #RnB

[Bobby Beautifull @BobbyRoshdi]

Hey girl, if u were a media platform, u’d be “Complex”

#complex @Complex #girls
#news #Toronto #NewYork #lifestyle

[Bobby Beautifull @BobbyRoshdi]

Best way to diss married Persian ppl:
Time is like ur wife; relative.

#Iran #persian #ComedyGold #family #GameOfThrones #life

[Bobby Beautifull @BobbyRoshdi]

What do u call an alcoholic father who abandoned his family?

An absinthe father.

#alcohol #family #drinks #TGIF #jokes

[Bobby Beautifull @BobbyRoshdi]

Closest Ill b to “fit” is “counterfeit”

#Diets #abs #gym #teafit #notreally #money #food #life

[Bobby Beautifull @BobbyRoshdi]

having a beard means I can’t moisture half my face. So I’m half baby face & half (presumably) old man face
#beard #LOL #BeardGang #hair