Harley Jarvis

this ape only wants powerade

[Harley Jarvis @BobbyTheEmo]

you’re in her DMs I’m in her bathroom blasting her shit stains out of the toilet with my piss

[Harley Jarvis @BobbyTheEmo]

My buddy Chris

[Clara @girl_syndrome]

Men are always friends with some guy you couldn’t even imagine

[Harley Jarvis @BobbyTheEmo]

Also follow me @ howxlow on instagram if any of you care to see my shitposts and things of that nature

[Harley Jarvis @BobbyTheEmo]

Hopping back on twitter for just a sec to share that my awesome local scene threw a generator show in an abandoned train tunnel in the mountains and it was completely insane. Here’s a pic I took paired with a pic someone took of me roughhousing with my friends :)

[n x d @nxd1979]

no millennial trope has broken more brains than "you don't owe anybody anything". an ignoble, selfish narcissism dressed up in therapy-speak about boundaries and self-care in order to give yourself a pass from treating other people with a basic level of care and respect

[Mak @mak_aura]

people used to have these things called union representatives and this is basically what they did

[Harley Jarvis @BobbyTheEmo]

When did DIY become a genre

[. @listentohyakkei]

If you or someone you know yearns for "how good diy music was" smack them or ya self upside the head and throw one of these on.

[Harley Jarvis @BobbyTheEmo]

Non-Sierra Nevadans just don’t get it

[AccuWeather @accuweather]

Blinding snow near Donner Pass, California, led to dozens of crashes on I-80, closing the highway in both directions.

[Harley Jarvis @BobbyTheEmo]

@rivergelion Happy birthday ma’am 🫡

[Harley Jarvis @BobbyTheEmo]

@rivergelion Hell yeah fall out boy

[Harley Jarvis @BobbyTheEmo]

@goatmonty My coworkers who got into hardcore in their thirties were so stoked on this

[Harley Jarvis @BobbyTheEmo]

Been straight edge since I was 14 and I’m turning thirty this year so I figured it’s time I start being obnoxious about it

[Harley Jarvis @BobbyTheEmo]

Why are you texting her like customer support

[David W. Peters @dvdpeters]

I found out with a hinge date cancellation

[Harley Jarvis @BobbyTheEmo]

Anybody wanna come over and hang out for like a week

[Harley Jarvis @BobbyTheEmo]

@hanna2sickk His 18 year old son Jason

[Harley Jarvis @BobbyTheEmo]

Friends!

[Harley Jarvis @BobbyTheEmo]

Calling someone “beta male” and then getting wobbly from a single light open palmed slap

[Jaden McNeil @JadenPMcNeil]

New York YRC attendee "Kevin Smith" confronts Groyper generals "Woman Propaganda" and "Vrillium" before they retreat to Nick Fuentes & Sneako

[Harley Jarvis @BobbyTheEmo]

Are you in the Pill Platoon or are you on the Cream Team?

[New York Post @nypost]

Viagra goes pink (finally!): First-of-its-kind cream promises to jump-start desire in women https://t.co/Y3qtnd2VxW

[Harley Jarvis @BobbyTheEmo]

We’re not going to talk about the fact that I missed last week, and we’re not going to talk about that record in the bottom left corner

[Harley Jarvis @BobbyTheEmo]

They’re so cool

[gem @shitebagg]

Haywire sold out in Dublin again and opened with thin lizzy