.hack//legendre transfem

sage // nevada day observer // pronouns: they/she/just call me // 2025 mushroom gorge champion

[.hack//legendre transfem @ragebrush]

It's back babeyy!!

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i’ve ensnared the wicked beast in a translucent prison

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

Just Saw Everything. My takeaway is that I want to have sex with Nathan Fielder

[kale @kaleb4free]

gay people be making pots and pans music but wont pick up a pot or pan and cook a meal just smoke pot and be pan

[spooky jeremy of #boftwt = JERELILYPILLED = SQUIP♥ @bunch_of_jeremy]

i found the only funny post on threads

[Psychotic Rapist @PsychoticRape]

Ok this cracked me up

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

Everyone is happy where they live

[lauren @olquartertank]

earlier i passed a guy carrying domino's pizza and bites with his (4ish?) daughter and he was saying, "now the best thing about the WALK, is we can eat these and no one KNOWS. it's our secret snack. you gotta learn this stuff EARLY; now you GET it"

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

Bake for 100-120 minutes or until it sucks. Throw in trash

[alice ☁️ @twomblying]

SORRY. i’m so sorry

[monkey car @PrimateVehicle]

Ear nose and throat day at the gym

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

Imagine dedicating years of your life, taking time from your family, studying hard in school, all to create a "hair loss" pill that turns out to actually GROW hair.

Humiliating.

[Elizabeth! @InstantSunrise]

trans girls we have got to get better at picking out names because what do you mean i went to t-girl baseball and they had who on first, what on second, and I don’t know on third.

[haley halloween @haleyvemealone]

Every day I can feel myself getting dumber. Reading doesn’t help and neither does binge drinking. Any other suggestions?

[.hack//legendre transfem @ragebrush]

finally overcame a month of brain fog by correcting my dose only to start feeling a little bit sick the night before my Big Presentation

[gaz @Nyazsche]

What an idiot, does he not realize the 3-D printed gear is weak and flimsy, while the metal gear’s solid?

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Basically no one is talking about the fact that Nathan Fielder intentionally deceives people into believing that a series of still images projected in quick succession is actually a “moving picture”

[Katherine @nixonienne]

I've been Elizabeth Holmes for Halloween a handful of times since 2017 bc that's just what I look like and just how I dress (and speak, and behave) and nobody's ever "gotten" it. Not this time. Not this year. Things are looking up for ol' Katherine Twitteruser...........

[kk 🫐 @cutiegurlk8]

too used to talking to my cat like he’s a human. I just told him “use the resources available to you” he looked at me and went mraw

[benny🍜 @BennysAsianEra_]

Thought this album had a really cool ambient noise outro but turns out it ended and i've been listening to construction outside my window for 10 minutes