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everyone has a heart, they have a mind, they have control // she/they // 2025 dk summit and rainbow road champion // literally irreplaceable

[scattered @ghostshulahoop]

hey mtv! welcome to my crib. It's a beautiful 4br 2.5 bath mansion in the heart of philly. Oh? The .5 bath? It's actually .25 and .25 split between the kitchen and the porch

[scattered @ghostshulahoop]

Have y'all ever googled "six seven" because that was the biggest jumpscare of my life

[scattered @ghostshulahoop]

I think 6-7 and The Game have something in common that I can't quite pin down but I think it might mean that 6-7 is going to be a lifelong experience

[scattered @ghostshulahoop]

I'm a hex girl and I'm gonna put a spell on you (gonna put a spell on you)

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Unsatisfying answer...we don't really know why.

The use of the figurative meaning of 'baggage' dates back to the late 19th century. So it's relatively new.

For whatever reason, 'luggage' has retained its literalness and 'baggage' hasn't.

[scattered @ghostshulahoop]

One thing about me is that I'll watch a 70-min-long movie just to see my icons perform live and in concert

[scattered @ghostshulahoop]

My phone keeps yelling at me about my storage being full but I just don't know what else I could possibly delete?

[scattered @ghostshulahoop]

Shared an uber with my 24 y/o coworker and when it arrived they were like "uhhh do you know how to open a tesla door" which is just not something I expected to hear from a zoomer in the year of our lord 2026

[scattered @ghostshulahoop]

!!!!!

[scattered @ghostshulahoop]

My parents forced me to take this game when they were giving me all my childhood things and for a second I said "you could just give it to a thrift shop" before reconsidering and now..... I've decided to never sell her

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

Goofy’s antics are risible, and Donald’s neuroticism is relatable. Mickey, however, stands for nothing, and thus falls for everything. I do not like the mouse.

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

come in, we’re NO HELP NO NO NO

[.hack//legendre transfem @ragebrush]

best roommate ever

[scattered @ghostshulahoop]

Allegedly he has a wife and three kids in Indiana, which is famously a fake state

[scattered @ghostshulahoop]

There is a man living in what is essentially our attic who is out of the house from 7-10 every day. He is a mystery to me. But he also paid a month of rent so I am happy that he is here

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

Amazing property. I’d change an enormous number of things.

[scattered @ghostshulahoop]

@hyperbolicAbrax Rookie mistake

[.hack//legendre transfem @ragebrush]

On My Way to the vape store

[tater tot @parakeetnebula]

It pisses me off when Europeans say things like: Eh, the brekkafast? Pfffft. It is noting. One cappuccino. Maybe square of dark-a chocolate. Maybe one biscotti I share-a with mi Nona, and even she say, “Giuseppe, you eat-a like hog in-a the shit. The minute you see-a da biscotti, your face become stupid. Not hungry. Stupid like farm animal hearing the bucket. No more biscotti for you, Giuseppe. It is time to make-a da ravioli for da village. One ravioli for entire village.” We are not like-a you Americans, with the pancake, the syrup, the Costco, the cheese from-a the can—it go spssssht, like this: SPSSSHT—onto what? Onto another cheese? You eat-a the brekkafast from the bucket, in the car, on the way to second brekkafast. This is Tuesday for you. The bread is cake. The cake is brekkafast. The brekkafast is soup. The soup is cereal. The cereal is blue. Why. What is this Costco you love? A city? A man? I do not know. You are always going there. You go to the Costco, you come-a back, you are crying, you don’t know why, you have purchased 40 pounds of shrimp. For what. For who.