Bobby's Finger

I'm just a finger looking for a butthole with Daddy Issues

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If Mom only knew what I did with the empty pumpkin carcasses, she would be ashamed #practicemakesperfect

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As the cold wind of winter approaches, one must remember that frigid temperatures lead to tighter buttholes #giddyup

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@LimeTaco @dima_soule Hm I might have to gather some data and do some standard deviations to see if this is true ... i.e. finger buttholes

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a girl may be black, white, brown, yellow, but a butthole is a butthole #equality

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welcome week may be over, but my thirst for poking has not been satisfied #IWILLGETIN

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If you need to find me tonight, I'll be the guy at the bar asking girls to sit on my face #girls #HotCarl #hi

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I hope these freshmen ladies are prepared to experience the Bobby Complex: My affinity for buttholes #welcomeweek

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@CuriousJuh On a scale of 4.7-8.3, how much does the Man in the Yellow Hat like a professional, well groomed asshole?

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@CuriousJuh Thanks George, hope you're still rolling with that dude in the yellow hat #fingerpistols

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@PornLaura The bottom butthole is better, idk what those weird flaps of skin are above it #hehe

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Haven't fingered a butthole in approximately 13 hours, I guess this warm bag of mayonnaise will have to do #Struggles

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#RealTalk: Do girls put dildo's in their buttholes on occasion? Maybe like during Lent or something?

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@_AM4NDA Hi hehe

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#BestMovieLine "Just give me one more minute to hack the mainframe**"

**And when I mean mainframe, i mean buttholes

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Proper fingering technique: poke it like a doorbell #IWillGetIn

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Single Moskys (to the tune of Beyonce's single ladies): If you liked Mosky you shouldve let him put a finger in it!

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Nothing gets more more excited than the start of football, besides a nice taunting butthole #IamTheLiquor

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(I mean bholes in my last tweet)

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Ive been really intrigued by certain "threshold" issues as of late

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A good butthole is like a good Watermelon: Ripe, moist, and it makes the fingers sticky