Conqueror Borts

31 | Head above water | He/they

[Conqueror Borts @Bobertt_]

Sometimes babygirl isn’t even a girl, sometimes it’s 3 crunchy tacos from Taco Bell

[Conqueror Borts @Bobertt_]

@iammandough Can I interest you in a pyramid scheme

[Conqueror Borts @Bobertt_]

@metgalacrave Yall think she’ll let me hit

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

My ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse for the way she treated the goat

[Conqueror Borts @Bobertt_]

@evieleafie Omg I’m doing the exact same thing in the EXACT same outfit!!!

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

diarrhea would have to be coming out of my eyes for me to switch up on the bell i’m so sorry

[Conqueror Borts @Bobertt_]

@RILEYtheband Get behind me I’ll protect you baby girl

[Gigi Murin👧holoEN @gigimurin]

gigi murin

[Conqueror Borts @Bobertt_]

@RadicalHighway_ No, I want 2

[🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab]

tried to draw the most "HELL YEAH" image ever

[Mori Calliope💀holoEN @moricalliope]

idk man I just think every day if you're alive and doing something, that's great. Idk man, if no one else is proud of you then fuck it, I am.

[ケーキ姫🍰keekihime @keekihimedesu]

Surreal experience !!!!! #öfb

[Cecilia Immergreen🍵holoEN @ceciliaimgreen]

Humiliation ritual of figuring out hotel showers

[Kowkarot🐔🔎| 🚃💨|❤️‍🔥 @kowkarot5]

Totally real Takanashi Kiara mention #kfp

[Behr🕷️🕸️ @behrcalledbehr]

Speak ill on the small C again and see what happens.

[Conqueror Borts @Bobertt_]

@SaxPlaysGames @lduxsiempre4 Any update yet? No rush!:)

[Conqueror Borts @Bobertt_]

@evieleafie Oh hi hi hello hey how are you:3

[el thankito noodlehead @iammandough]

I needed this win today.

[Destiny 2 @DestinyTheGame]

Build your Monument of Triumph.

Play new and updated content including Pantheon, Sparrow Racing League, Distortions, and new Triumph pursuits celebrating your Guardian’s journey across Destiny 2.

New challenges, abilities, and rewards arrive for all Guardians on June 9, 2026.

⚪ https://t.co/Punb9TAsCe

[Conqueror Borts @Bobertt_]

Requesting sick leave in 2001:

Employee: “Hey I’m sick tod- they did WHAT to the towers?!”

[Isla 🌺 @iamisla_]

Requesting sick leave in 2007:

Employee: “I’m sick today. I’m taking the day off.”

HR: “Approved. Get well soon.”
Requesting sick leave in 2026: