Amanda Palmer

Not the Rock Star. No Hawkers; No Circulars

[Ian Wright @IanWright0]

CAN WE CELEBRATE NOW????❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Amanda Palmer @BobsFanClub]

@RealDysonator ‘A punch and a blow for being too slow’ was always the response for a late pinch punch when I was growing up!

[Amanda Palmer @BobsFanClub]

Oh Brooklyn, never complain, never explain. #brooklynbeckham #Beckhams

[Amanda Palmer @BobsFanClub]

@henrywinter @WeAreTheFSA It’s not just price hikes its availability despite ‘ticket exchanges’ also Clubs don’t want season ticket holders - they want the one off ticket buyers & corporate boxes - who fill the shops on matchday, spend big on merch & get to the ground early. #premierleague

[Amanda Palmer @BobsFanClub]

@MDN099 Are you going to let Sir Rod @rodstewart know it’s 2 Gees (& a massive Cee) #twatt #greggwallace

[Amanda Palmer @BobsFanClub]

In a rare moment the whole nation actually comes together - galvanised by a greengrocer and, shouting at the telly - SHUT UP GREG #MasterChefTheProfessionals

[Amanda Palmer @BobsFanClub]

@MDN099 Are you going to let Sir Rod @rodstewart know it’s 2 Gees (& a massive Cee) #twatt #greggwallace

[Amanda Palmer @BobsFanClub]

@MDN099 Thanks, noted. I have also amended his sobriquet - *Twatt

[Amanda Palmer @BobsFanClub]

Sir Trevor Macdonald is on #SaturdayKitchen in his honour they’ve made him a sandwich with ‘a bloomer loaf you can buy in any supermarket’ made by people whose extent of gastronomic repertoire is sandwiches 🙄@SaturdayKitchen

[Amanda Palmer @BobsFanClub]

@KevinWhitcher01 @LloydsBank Have you been to the Ombudsman? When my friend claimed against an injury policy that said ‘loss of use of all of his limb’ as opposed to ‘just’ having his foot hanging off the Ombudsman said it ‘had been their long held view’ that it was unreasonable not to expect some payment

[Amanda Palmer @BobsFanClub]

@Baddiel Hmm - there’s no F in this EB in my opinion

[Amanda Palmer @BobsFanClub]

@exitthelemming Hope they have a lovely day - mine are 1931 & 1936 - I saw your parents this time last year & sent a photo to mine - letting my Dad know he wasn’t the only one who couldn’t decide which leg to lead with out of a taxi! Very best wishes to them.

[Amanda Palmer @BobsFanClub]

What is going on with all the helicopter action over #Pimlico for the last three hours? So much for a Saturday lie in 😩

[Amanda Palmer @BobsFanClub]

I’d really like Mary Ellen and @KolaBokinni to win #CelebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld #raceacrosstheworld they are great - Mary Ellen seems like a brilliant person to have around!

[Amanda Palmer @BobsFanClub]

@patchology hi - just wondering why the Clean AF cleansing wipes are no longer available in the UK? You seem to still have them as a product on your US site - can’t even get them on Amazon anymore - will they be coming back??

[Amanda Palmer @BobsFanClub]

I feel like a broken record @TfL please can you sort out the fact that from morning til night no. 24 buses are sitting on the Claverton Street/Churchill Gardens stop in a residential street with their engines running - sometimes for up to 30/60 minutes as one bus replaces another

[Amanda Palmer @BobsFanClub]

@RealDysonator A full dishwasher stack should always be part of the interview process! #unacceptableworkplacebehaviour

[Amanda Palmer @BobsFanClub]

@TfL 22.58 - 23.11 too with some special revving at the end - also is this a hybrid bus? Because it’s not just the noise my flat stinks of fuel

[Amanda Palmer @BobsFanClub]

Is there really going to be no 24 bus service between Victoria and Pimlico until November? @TfL if that is the case please would you explain why there is not a workaround? Or if there is when it will be implemented? A lot of people rely on that service. Thanks.

[Amanda Palmer @BobsFanClub]

@TfL It was a different problem - the 24 is now starting in Claverton Street - it’s easy to tell as the buses are sitting at the stop mostly with their engines running - one for at least 15 minutes at 22:30 - can you make sure going forward they switch their engines off - thanks.

[Amanda Palmer @BobsFanClub]

@TfL Hi -OK - but that’s not what it said on TLF Go this morning - It said there was no service between Pimlico and Victoria both ways - and there wasn’t! Also the helpful guy in the booth at Victoria said they had only just been notified of that - was that just a temporary thing? THX