Bobbie Huxley

[Bobbie Huxley @Bobs_J_C]

@TheRepairShop @jayblades_ lets get Harry back to his best.

[Bobbie Huxley @Bobs_J_C]

@thebodycoach Josie if its a girl. Perfect mix of Joe and Rosie. x

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

A very British way to accept a biscuit

-Pretend you don’t know that the biscuits are about to be offered
-Act surprised when they are offered. Ideally go “ooh”
-Say “I shouldn’t really”
-Say “oh, go on then, I’ll just have one”
-Pick one as if it’s your 1st time seeing biscuits

[Tessa Coates @TessaCoates]

Once again, if you frame this problem as ‘how do we protect the women’ you will come up with street lights, more police and the idea of flagging down a bus. If you frame this problem as ‘how to we stop male violence’ then you have a chance of actually making a difference

[Henry Fraser @henryfraser0]

Joyous. https://t.co/372LmBrZBV

[Chris Arnold @ChrisArnoldInc]

My wife is a teacher and apparently one kid has been changing his name to 'Reconnecting' during the Zoom lessons so that he doesn't get asked any questions. Been doing it for weeks. The lad doesn't need to worry about his education, he's already a bona fide genius.

[Tim Fullerton @TimFullerton]

Weird Al Yankovic just won 2020.

[Bobbie Huxley @Bobs_J_C]

🤣🤣

[Bobbie Huxley @Bobs_J_C]

Boris Johnson: Include women with babies born in the past 12 months in those able to form a social ... https://t.co/p1JsYJZgpx via @UKChange

[Zoheb @zoahms]

Coronavirus when it sees a group of more than 6 but then realises they’re going to work. #Lockdown2

[Bobbie Huxley @Bobs_J_C]

@Zin5ki UK: and all the Covid rules are different

[Bobbie Huxley @Bobs_J_C]

@clairetrotter @ShitChester @theguildchester were great today, we just rocked up. Outside seating, staff were brilliant and hand sanitizer everywhere.

[Fiona 💁🏼‍♀️ @itsonlywordz]

It’s ok , I imagine they were acting on instinct. #CivilService

[Bobbie Huxley @Bobs_J_C]

🤣🤣

[Jason Maza @JasonMaza]

me & my mate in the pub once lockdown is over.

[Joanna Hardy-Susskind @Joanna__Hardy]

Absolutely screaming at my mum’s “Keeping Ourselves Happy List” which appears to be a loosely disguised To-Do List for my dad. Absolutely lost it at “cut the lawn”.

[Bobbie Huxley @Bobs_J_C]

@SnapfishUK I've been on live chat for 45 minutes trying to sort out my missing orders. I've been disconnected 3 times and the agents cant apparently see the previous chat history. Your call centre is not now open till monday am. How can I sort this this weekend?

[Bobbie Huxley @Bobs_J_C]

Love this <3

[Jack McCrossan @Jack_McCrossan]

Been saying we’d love a dog about the house but our landlord doesn’t allow pets, so my housemate posted a letter to our neighbours asking if we could walk their dog every once and a while and the response was better than we could have ever hoped for

[Bobbie Huxley @Bobs_J_C]

So pleased for Marlon Dingle winning #Eurovision