A very British way to accept a biscuit
-Pretend you don’t know that the biscuits are about to be offered
-Act surprised when they are offered. Ideally go “ooh”
-Say “I shouldn’t really”
-Say “oh, go on then, I’ll just have one”
-Pick one as if it’s your 1st time seeing biscuits
Once again, if you frame this problem as ‘how do we protect the women’ you will come up with street lights, more police and the idea of flagging down a bus. If you frame this problem as ‘how to we stop male violence’ then you have a chance of actually making a difference
My wife is a teacher and apparently one kid has been changing his name to 'Reconnecting' during the Zoom lessons so that he doesn't get asked any questions. Been doing it for weeks. The lad doesn't need to worry about his education, he's already a bona fide genius.
Absolutely screaming at my mum’s “Keeping Ourselves Happy List” which appears to be a loosely disguised To-Do List for my dad. Absolutely lost it at “cut the lawn”.
@SnapfishUK I've been on live chat for 45 minutes trying to sort out my missing orders. I've been disconnected 3 times and the agents cant apparently see the previous chat history. Your call centre is not now open till monday am. How can I sort this this weekend?
Been saying we’d love a dog about the house but our landlord doesn’t allow pets, so my housemate posted a letter to our neighbours asking if we could walk their dog every once and a while and the response was better than we could have ever hoped for