Bodhidipta Sinha Roy

Just going with the flow....

[Bodhidipta Sinha Roy @BodhidiptaSR]

Yash in Toxic: Daddy is home

My salary on 1st: Daddy aaye the
My salary on 5th: Daddy chale gaye
My salary on 10th: Daddy the bhi ki nahi?

@TheNameIsYash @KvnProductions

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Is that temple that temple… or is that temple this temple… or is this not a temple at all??

@deepigoyal

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Bhailog, after my last post @elonmusk pinged me to mediate with @realDonaldTrump bhai 😅. Matter sorted, it was just a WhatsApp forward misunderstanding. Bas ab problem yeh hai, manager bol raha hai gaon ki panchayat wale kaam weekends pe kar, weekdays main project deliver kar

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Connection kya hain???

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Looks like the tables have turned! Indian coffee lovers are on the rise, sipping their lattes and espressos louder than a chaiwallah's call for tea. Who knew we’d be pouring more beans than brewing our beloved chai?

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@inlane_in : Where Bangaloreans learn to dodge potholes, befriend cows, and accidentally become zen masters! 🚗✨

The only driving school where your instructor has the patience of a saint and the humor of a comedian! 😂

#LaneSupremacy

[Bodhidipta Sinha Roy @BodhidiptaSR]

The Honeymoon Period.....

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Fuck!!! Diet Coke is my new addiction

[Bodhidipta Sinha Roy @BodhidiptaSR]

Why pay ₹170 for @Wowmomo4u when street momos cost ₹60?"

Because Wow! Momo isn't competing with street stalls—they’re playing in the big leagues with Domino's and KFC. For a QSR, ₹170 is a steal, not a splurge.

Know the game before judging the price.
@sagar_daryani

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For the past 5 years, @idevadhikari has masterfully balanced mass appeal with urban storytelling, winning over a new audience segment. His commitment to meaningful, diverse roles has paid off big time, with Khadan becoming a massive success. #Dev #BengaliCinema

[Bodhidipta Sinha Roy @BodhidiptaSR]

@vijayshekhar @Paytm Make @iamsrk the voice assistant for the @Paytm Box. Imagine every transaction coming with a "Paise aa gaye, naam toh suna hoga!

[Bodhidipta Sinha Roy @BodhidiptaSR]

Here's a ₹132 crore plan—Step 1: Fire 19,000 employees. Step 2: Congrats, you're profitable!

BSNL employees: "Wow, we just paid for our own exit plan.

Indian taxpayers: "Wait... ₹132 crore for this? Could’ve asked Sharma ji for free advice at the chai stall.

[Bodhidipta Sinha Roy @BodhidiptaSR]

Sent an email to @AbhishekJ__ of @join_grapevine for an internship... still waiting for a reply. Guess I'm stuck in the 'grapevine' 🫣🍇 #InternshipHunt #CrushingIt"

[Bodhidipta Sinha Roy @BodhidiptaSR]

Looks like the Swiggy IPO excitement reached everyone, including my delivery guy! My order came 1.5 hrs late—guess he was busy tracking the listing.
#SwiggyIPO #StartupSuccess

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Will you wear our new collection @iammony ???
Meet Nobita Babu

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Hey @srijitspeaketh , Ami kintu Nobita Babu r bhokto

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@srijitspeaketh Huh!!😅😅

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@srijitspeaketh @srijitspeaketh's humor is getting more and more dangerous😅😅

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If I had spent as much time refreshing my browser for Coldplay tickets as I did studying, my GPA would be higher than the altitude of Mount Everest.
#Coldplayindia #ColdplayMumbai

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Is JavaScript overrated??