Mike Boe

Sad MN sports fan in CO

[Mr. Garlic @AlainGarlic]

THIS COUNTRY HAS A GUN PROBLEM. THIS COUNTRY HAS A MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEM.

WE. NEED. TO. ADDRESS. IT.

NO MORE THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.

ACTION. NOW.

FUCK.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad about male cheerleaders in the NFL.

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Jordan Addison and Rashee Rice pleaded guilty THE SAME DAY. Addison will miss the first three games of the season. Rice will be available for four (and likely five) high-profile games. Source: "Maybe I'm a conspiracy theorist, but this is odd." https://t.co/DOt47ASzdv

[Mike Boe @BoeBoe73]

@Twins

[Pitch Profiler @pitchprofiler]

Joe Pohlad and the Pohlad family aren’t just a disgrace to baseball, they’re a stain on the entire state of Minnesota.

Their story starts in the Great Depression, not as scrappy underdogs, but as profiteers who made their fortune foreclosing on homes of desperate families who had lost everything. From day one, they were taking from the poor to enrich the rich, and that ethos has never left them.

For decades, the Pohlads have been infamously cheap, demanding that Minnesota’s taxpayers and fans foot the bill for their every whim. They’re not savvy businesspeople, they’re parasites.

In the early 2000s, they nearly let the Twins die. Attendance was down, they refused to invest, and the team was on the chopping block to be contracted alongside the Expos. The only thing that saved the franchise was a court injunction forcing them to honor their Metrodome lease.

By 2006, they convinced Minnesota to cover seventy-five percent of Target Field’s cost. A billion-dollar family, holding out its hand to working-class Minnesotans and demanding payment.

Fast forward to 2016, Jim Pohlad hires Derek Falvey to modernize the organization. For a moment, there was hope. Player development technology, advanced analytics, and a revamped coaching staff started to pay off. By 2019, the Twins won 100 games. By 2023, they broke their playoff curse. The arrow was pointing up.

Then Joe Pohlad took over, and steered the ship straight into the iceberg. He “right-sized” the team, gutted investments in talent and infrastructure, and erased the analytical and developmental edge the Twins had built.

By July 31, 2025, the gut punch landed: an all-time pathetic trade deadline where they dumped eleven players in a payroll purge disguised as a “fresh start.” It wasn’t a reset, it was a surrender.

The final hope Twins fans clung to was the idea that the Pohlads might finally sell. Now we know they won’t.

Joe Pohlad, and the rest of your dynasty of leeches, you are nothing more than generational thieves. You take from people who make less than you, give back nothing, and expect them to be grateful. Minnesota doesn’t owe you thanks. Minnesota owes you the door.

Fuck you, Pohlad family.

[SleeperTimberwolves @SleeperTWolves]

Next years uniform rotation is going to be some heat 🔥

[Kaleb - 4.3% FC @PrimeERod]

the twins just won 90 games and their first playoff series in 20 years, let’s pick up the phone and make some deals

joe pohlad:

[Mike Boe @BoeBoe73]

@AlainGarlic 🔥🔥🔥

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Absolute domination. 71 dogs after a year off. We’re all lucky to be alive at the same time as Joey Chestnut

[Mike Boe @BoeBoe73]

@mbulle25 @tlschwerz

[🦈 @TwoBlueGoldfish]

me when i can’t harass a high school softball team online

[Dystopian Times @DystopianTimes_]

I'm not an American, but if someone can help me out and explain why declaring your undying support for Israel is a requirement to be New York mayor, that would be great

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

RT IF YOU LOVE THIS TEAM 💙

[Mike Boe @BoeBoe73]

@10k_Takes @leahbrunswick

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

🏀TIMBERWOLVES PLAYOFF TICKET GIVEAWAY🏀

We're giving away 2 #WolvesBack playoff tickets for Game 2 this Thursday. To enter:

- Retweet this post
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[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

33 years without a Championship or even just a finals appearance…

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

I feel like God created Minnesota just to see what human beings are capable of enduring.

[Mr. Garlic @AlainGarlic]

ANTHONY EDWARDS HAS 27 TOTAL TWO POINT FIELD GOALS THIS SERIES THAT HAS EQUATED TO 6 I REPEAT 6 FREE THROWS

LUKA WITH 24 TWO POINT FIELD GOALS HAS SHOT A TOTAL OF 20 FREE THROWS I REPEAT 20 FREE THROWS

WHEN I SAY ANT GETS A HORRIBLE WHISTLE THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT MAN🫡🧄