Christopher Boehne

Retired Army, funny guy, upper end of social drinker, and Chicago sports Fanatic!

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@Psyberdelic_ Not really, Dolphins swim really well.

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@rabbitholebot I was on the ground for that. Now 3 of my buddies have passed from cancer and a majority of us have "blebs" all over our lungs. 🫁 ⚫️

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@KirkHerbstreit Tip of the cap to the 3rd baseman. I'm OK with bat flips, this is not that but it raises the question "where is the line"?

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@JustinTrudeau

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@AdamJMatlock @deltaIV9250 And LOTS of hair gel.

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@FBIDirectorKash @FBI Except for the paedos your cross-eyed cowardly ass keeps protecting. The only thing smaller than your integrity is the cock of @realDonaldTrump

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Blues share a few hot takes https://t.co/WlIMvaUPLZ

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@WaddleandSilvy Loved the pregame show, can't find you on YouTube for halftime

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@jklebs84 Lock n Load

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@thekapman

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@loepker @Hanson_Brothers The fact that it came with the foil makes it exceptionally awesome

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@PardonMyTake @ChevyTrucks Philadelphia or Boston. Nothing comes close to either one.

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@KMOV You spelled "tricked more tax payers into paying even more of their already heavily taxed money while still doing nothing about the rampant real crime happening in the city" wrong.

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@_bryce_young @EAMaddenNFL Just feel bad for you. All that great bbq in the SEC, now stuck with that shitty ass mustard bullshit those successionists try to pass as their own. Slavery was far worse but Carolina bbq should be a hate crime.

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@_daeshi_

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@WaddleandSilvy @ESPN1000

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@RealSkipBayless F U skip. #POS

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@WaddleandSilvy This trade reminds me of other great ideas, like the Ford Pinto, Olestra, leaded gasoline and pop-up adds. Boo @NHLBlackhawks

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@stevebyrnelive Do NOT follow this guy into a theater!

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@RealKraftMayo I was on the bus and told the lady in front of me that she had semen in her hair. She laughed it off and said it was probably mayo from her sandwich at lunch. I laughed at the situation and told her that I love @RealKraftMayo as much as the next guy, but I don't ejaculate mayo.