Bogan Developer 🇦🇺

I write bloody code mate alright

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

What’s the most Aussie problem you encountered in software development?

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

I was just making my way into the office late for standup

[Tarric Brooker aka Avid Commentator 🇦🇺 @AvidCommentator]

What a lot of people dont know is this is the Australian version of a 'Millenium Falcon' 😂

Source: https://t.co/8VN3Odoon5

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

LLM. Looks Legit Mate.

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

I’m back you dumbarses.

All these years gone by and everyone trusts AI like it’s a bloke who’s never been wrong before.

I’m the only bloke who’s never been wrong before.

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

PSA: Nobody gives a shit that it’s your last day after many long years and you’re looking forward to a new chapter in your career

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

I never wish my team a merry christmas just so they know we are not a fuckin’ family

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

Driving a Tesla now means you hate Twitter

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

Java.time needs to add `.cutla` as a time convenience method.
Never know when you’re gonna be a cutla minutes before execution.

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

Elon wants engineers working all weekend? Mate I hardly work during the week

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

How do I give peer feedback to a workmate when I want to say they’re a lazy bastard in a politically-correct way?

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

Stop bloody asking if people can see your screen
Every app literally indicates which screen is being fuckin shared

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

My only king is still the great Dan Murphy

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

“I encourage others to challenge my proposed changes to the architecture”
=
“Disagree with me and I’ll say nothing but I ain’t forgetting that shit dickhead”

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

Remember when they said we’d all be doing gig work and renting out our cars when not in use.
Fuck that no one’s touching my damn car

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

TIL: People actually sit down and read technical books.

When they start quoting Fowler on beer caps I might consider it.

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

The best bloody thing about WFH is no random drug testing

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

The only reason I don’t wanna be an Engineering Manager is because people will expect me to be retweeting Simon Sinek quotes all day

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

Interest rates should also go up on tech debt

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

I'm waiting for the day every Twitter account must follow Elon and we can't Unfollow

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

The best part of my day is when I go in and disagree with everyone on every minor point. Job well bloody done if you ask me.

[Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper]

I don’t see why I can’t write in my performance review goals that I want to be shunned by the Functional Programming cult