Testicular Torsion Wizard

Flaccid and proud

[Testicular Torsion Wizard @Bogsnax]

Me when my wizard cat casts a levitation spell on me:

[Serg @Xlad99]

Insane choice for the Kirkiversary

[アマガエル @amagaeru2174]

ちんちんデカすぎて煙突と間違われてサンタに尿道潜られたことある

[Pods🔴⌚️ @Podnitrix]

I genuinely cant consider myself a true gooner when people like this exist.

This genuinely what being powercrept must feel like in anime

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

my horny ass could not own no minion bro

[liliana @lilianaing_]

bts at their next tour

[𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛🦇 @BrowseHorror]

jfc #CreggerGotMePreggers

[hiz @h1xhzi]

ちんちん小さすぎて昼寝してたら蟻にフェラチオでイかされたことある

[ゆす @yusu_211]

俺のちんこデカすぎて射精すると日本中で雨降る

[Testicular Torsion Wizard @Bogsnax]

@Despatelier @genyacore Borat

[alob 𝓰𝓻𝓸𝔂𝓹𝓮𝓻 @hallofbee]

My brodents have abandoned me

[mick @mickidiot]

My dick legit smells putrid

[Testicular Torsion Wizard @Bogsnax]

@genyacore Log off

[US Chemical Safety & Hazard Nonaffiliate @sexualprisoner]

Guards! Cleave this nigga in twain!

[Fawf @Fawf_iguess]

what happened bro you used to be the bron of the polycule

[HorseSlug🐌 @horseslug]

Goodwill employee just plucked a hair off my head and said hes gonna use it to make a clone of me that cant say no