Bance the Crapper

she/her

hypothetically yes, theoretically forever

[Bance the Crapper @Bohan_Identity]

So glad I took a trip to Toronto just to see my close personal friend, @RayAblack

[Bance the Crapper @Bohan_Identity]

@v0xtheriot Nooooo ugh that's hard sorry

[Bance the Crapper @Bohan_Identity]

@v0xtheriot I hope recovery is speedy

[Bance the Crapper @Bohan_Identity]

He didn't get nominated for a grammy for this?????? Sick and twisted, petition to get this man a grammy (if he's been cancelled sorry)

[Bance the Crapper @Bohan_Identity]

Finally listening to al pacinos memoir and he said "who's marlon brando" while acting in school days, lollll love that foreshadowing for him

[Bance the Crapper @Bohan_Identity]

Okay but can other names have double AA? Like aaiden??

[Bance the Crapper @Bohan_Identity]

@NoahKahan Yes thank you, that is true

[Bance the Crapper @Bohan_Identity]

When i don't have a stuffy nose, i can make my voice sound like i do. When i do have a stuffy nose, my voice cannotttttt sound not stuffed no matter what

[Bance the Crapper @Bohan_Identity]

The skinnidemic is horrific but also what is this contouring the nose to be small thing?

[Bance the Crapper @Bohan_Identity]

Ooooh the equivalent of befriending teachers as a child is wanting to hang out with my therapist outside of appointments

[Bance the Crapper @Bohan_Identity]

I know this is dumb but the apple I'm currently eating tastes just like apple juice

[Bance the Crapper @Bohan_Identity]

Some nights i sleep on top of the weighted blanket so then I'm the weighted blanket

[Bance the Crapper @Bohan_Identity]

imagine asking for a table for 1 at friendship bbq brutal

[Bance the Crapper @Bohan_Identity]

Why would ig tell me how many people skip my post? Why would i wanna know that. Im not making money on it, leave me alone bro

[Bance the Crapper @Bohan_Identity]

thank you lil caesar for this mango mountain dew, its not pepsi mango but it'll dew

[Bance the Crapper @Bohan_Identity]

@TheKyleHardy Skinnemics madddddd

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Also SNL aside nobody wants to like anything anymore and I think that’s a problem culturally. Everyone would rather feel superior by calling everything not funny and you know all these platforms especially this one incentivizes that negativity.

[Bance the Crapper @Bohan_Identity]

No one at work ever remembers to pay the baby tax (show me a picture when you get back from baby leave)

[Bance the Crapper @Bohan_Identity]

Every time i eat something extra spicy i think of donald glover asking the hot ones audience if we know that they filmed that at 9 am?!?!?

[Bance the Crapper @Bohan_Identity]

@AarKuNine Definitely not weird!