Not Your Rich

a daily dose of narrowly averted disaster keeps one happy and alert

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

[René @schizohustler]

the worst part of getting fired was the hr lady butchering the delivery while reading my tweets

[Aaron Gwyn @AmericanGwyn]

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN suppressed Remington 11-87 popcorn dispenser

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

[Olóyè. @Ol0ye]

Stadiums will be built and completed in 24 hours.

During half time, they'll change the direction the stadium is facing so that the sun doesn't enter the Chinese team's eyes.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is a whirlpool. Please don't get too close. It is quite powerful. Still 13/10

[Omar Garfito @OmarGarfitoGarf]

Los de la Selección de Japón después de llevar una semana en México.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Hercules and Nessus, by Giambologna, 1599

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Just landed in Georgia for the World Cup 🙏🙏 where is Atlanta so I can avoid that place

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

you couldn’t even write a book called “the very hungry caterpillar” these days. it would have to be something like, “the very cunty caterpillar”. or “the caterpillar who served cunt”. because of woke

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Kids have safety scissors now.
But back in the day, we were totally allowed to use the classroom guillotine at 10 years old.

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

we have to find a way to communicate with them

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

he launches WHAT?

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

"Can you walk me through your resume?"

"Yeah so basically it's everything on that piece of paper in front of you"

[glock ☦︎ @gloccnem]

tf did he do??

[James Parker @panoparker]

I made a very important purchase at the medieval festival

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

this is so hard to explain but theres a bird in my neighborhood i have to confront

[zac @ModernWrighty]

when it flies out of the window but comes straight back in