NotSoMadHatter

Like to think I'm open-minded, but that's open to debate.

[NotSoMadHatter @NotZaphod]

Once again, for the Neanderthals, in the back row:

Her posting her body, on here? That's for her. Not you.

Her DMing her body to you? THAT'S for you.

Now, here's Wonderwall…

[NotSoMadHatter @NotZaphod]

#inspirational

[NotSoMadHatter @NotZaphod]

Not tweeting much of late. But wanted to give a quick shout-out to those few folk, on here, who keep me laughing &/or hard, throughout the day.

[NotSoMadHatter @NotZaphod]

Jeez!
At least have the decency to ask, first!

[NotSoMadHatter @NotZaphod]

@NerdyCheeseCurd Polite, too!

[NotSoMadHatter @NotZaphod]

A proper Canadian #TittyTuesday to you all.

[NotSoMadHatter @NotZaphod]

A toast!
Without them, breasts would be pointless.

[Barroom Hero 🦬 @UnIxphysco]

Confidence is sexy, but overconfidence is not

[Workplace Barbie @JustRadEnough]

Cleaning the guest bathroom and a huge spider fell into the tub so it’s time to burn the house down.

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

Wondering what the first person to use the phrase 'the shit hit the fan' was going through

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

10 minutes on twitter and you can see why God drowned everyone on Earth once.

[Sassy Hobbit 🦋 @sassyhobbit]

You didn't get any engagement because the algorithm makes all our posts fight a raccoon behind a gas station dumpster and only the survivors get to be seen.

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever had a sneezing fit while brushing your teeth? Fun stuff you should try it

[Bob Cobb @burnthair]

Just deleted 18,179 emails, so yeah, I got my shit together.

[Not You Again. @NotYouAgain66]

Maybe i don't care what the neighbors say

[Cutie McFly @cutiemcfly007]

Is it really love or is it indigestion?

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

I'm not bored I'm just busy doing nothing . . . so busy in fact that it has made me tired and I'm going to take a nap now.

[Avogadro’s House of Moles @schumoo]

Someday the command will come:

Gird your loins!

I'll be ready. Will you?

[Wayward Cunt Pickle @tankcuntel]

and for the lady, perhaps a man who calms down her storms