the velveteen habit

not the droid you are looking for

[the velveteen habit @lampblack88]

@littlesatanv3 completely, as long as no one presses ctrl alt del while they’re wearing it

[the velveteen habit @lampblack88]

one way to turn a meeting into an email

[𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 @geniuswomanvibe]

keyboard bra

[Sarahmour @sh060906]

hoodie stealing season is here. might negotiate its return if you chase me through the forest about it.

[the velveteen habit @lampblack88]

@littlesatanv3 wonder if they made a matching set

[the velveteen habit @lampblack88]

that’s why I didn’t write it, jeeze little bot…

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

taurus, is that message really necessary?

[World Insights @World_Insights1]

🗣️Discover the Origins of the Language You Speak

[the velveteen habit @lampblack88]

but what about rummy?

[the velveteen habit @lampblack88]

for being sexy
for not being sexy
for not being sexy enough
often all at the same time

[*✧･ﾟ:* 𝖐𝖊𝖓𝖟𝖎𝖊 *:･ﾟ✧* @kenzie_is_lame]

Every pair of panties is a thong when you have a fat ass butt

[the velveteen habit @lampblack88]

@GardenMinister found the answer. 42 is a caffeine inspired heart attack

[TheBigDave @LiVe2DaNceATL]

Good Morning 🌞☕💜

[sage @sage_astr]

galactic core

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i love people who are intellectually omnivorous. the kind who can discuss folklore, black holes, bird migration, poetry, and grocery store pricing in a single conversation without getting lost

[the velveteen habit @lampblack88]

he’s an 11/10 but only with the european date format

[the velveteen habit @lampblack88]

@DJ_MammothMusic not even government cheese! 🤷‍♀️

[the velveteen habit @lampblack88]

really don’t have to tell me twice

[astro in real time @astroinrealtime]

buy the expensive cheese, taurus. you deserve a treat.

[the velveteen habit @lampblack88]

@DJ_MammothMusic I’d rather get mine upfront please. fancy cheese distribution for the proletariat!!

[the velveteen habit @lampblack88]

@shaesjh

[T @BellahJosie]

https://t.co/tUcl2eb944

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

I’m gonna need you to stop being hot when I’m trying to act right.

[the velveteen habit @lampblack88]

cozy campfire scented hoodie ✨