Sijibomi

Azure Tech | Reading is what I do.. A stakeholder in Government.

[Asanwa @Chizitere_xyz]

Do you know that men often suffer from "Delayed Grief" because they aren't allowed to crash when the tragedy actually happens?
When a death or crisis occurs, the man immediately shifts into "Superman Mode." He is consoling the crying women, being strong for the children and trying not to look weak so he can strengthen people around him.
He postpones his own pain to manage the chaos.
By the time he is finally ready to grieve, maybe 6 months later, the world has moved on. If he cries then, he is told to "get over it." So he never processes it. he just calcifies.

[Sijibomi @Bohmiee]

@T___Banky @michaelidehenx2 @kinpelG @SirJarus @PeterObi Your wahala is too much.
Forget I said anything. Bye bye

My only advice is have a positive mindset about some policies.

[Sijibomi @Bohmiee]

@T___Banky @michaelidehenx2 @kinpelG @SirJarus @PeterObi Uncle @T___Banky let me help
See eh you are leaving out context. Countries with $5k thresholds have strong systems, high compliance, and real social benefits. Nigeria doesn’t. That’s the wahala. It’s not about copying Europe, it’s about building something that actually works here

[Sijibomi @Bohmiee]

@T___Banky @SirJarus What you said is really unbelievable.
but no problem.

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

me writing my vlookup

[Adeola Fayehun @AdeolaFayehun]

US Employment-based Immigration Options https://t.co/c3hj4gn7OU

[Sijibomi @Bohmiee]

@FaithOlaewe Happy birthday to you, beautiful Abiola.
God bless you!

[Microsoft Azure @Azure]

🥳 Today, we're celebrating the 15th birthday of Microsoft Azure by looking back at some of our biggest milestones!

Celebrate with us by sharing how Azure has helped you innovate.

(Imagined with Microsoft Bing Image Creator from Designer)

[Sijibomi @Bohmiee]

@TheMoTeejay And you didn't take me along..

[Satya Nadella @satyanadella]

Yesterday, CrowdStrike released an update that began impacting IT systems globally. We are aware of this issue and are working closely with CrowdStrike and across the industry to provide customers technical guidance and support to safely bring their systems back online.

[Sijibomi @Bohmiee]

@TheMoTeejay Mo..

[Olaudah Equiano® @RealOlaudah]

This is Imran Chaudhry and his wife Bethany. Both of them are former employees of Apple. Imran Chaudhry was a designer at Apple. He worked at Apple for 20 years. He designed many iPads, iPhones, and accessories. Bethany was responsible for all of the iOS projects.
The duo founded their company Humane five years ago.
Yesterday, they launched their first product and blew up the technology world. Their product is called a mobile phone replacement.

Humane has created a wearable AI assistant that will do all the work with your smartphones called “Humane AI Pin”.
It has a camera and mic and a projector.
You give it commands by speaking, you can call it, send messages, and it can also translate your call live. Its laser projector will display it on your hand.
You can check the time with it if you are busy. It will also reply to your calls and emails.
It will also take care of your health and food intake. You will see what you have eaten in front of it and it will tell you whether it is good for your health or not.

A few multinational companies have invested 200 million dollars in Imran Chaudhry’s company Humane, including Microsoft and LG Mobiles.
Humane's device has a Qualcomm chip, and Humane's investors include Qualcomm.

After launching this device, Humane is being called the killer of Apple and iPhone.
Humane has priced it at $700 and will start taking orders on November 16.

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

Use Copilot in your Microsoft Teams Channels. #MSIgnite

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

By bringing Mesh to Microsoft Teams, we're reimagining meetings and calls.

Using avatars, express yourself in immersive spaces that bring multiple discussions into one place and redesign that space using your own words. #MSIgnite

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

I finally found the Windows xp background

[Microsoft Azure @Azure]

Just in—new AI models on Azure OpenAI Service empower your business to deliver results at scale. Explore the possibilities → https://t.co/en6EecesvA #AzureOpenAI

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Throughout December of 2022, I was fighting for my life. I went blind in one eye on the 3rd of Dec. 2022 & on the 5th, I was diagnosed with a brain tumour.

Today I stand here before you to share my story. It has been a long road to recovery but each day is better than the last.

[Sijibomi @Bohmiee]

@aproko_doctor Wishing you a great recovery, stay strong, Dr. Chinonso!

[Maxwell 🕊 @MindWisdomMoney]

2023 is the year of AI.

From automation to analytics, AI is slowly entering every industry.

These 5 Ai Powered websites will help you get ahead of the game in 2023:

[Sijibomi @Bohmiee]

@pamzena Amen.