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You’re getting pressed by a Chelsea fan

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What a goal

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@Tonykwuesh @Mighty4Honour @arsenalallday_ Yeah g if you want a good striker I hear Liam Delap is on the market 👍

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@Tonykwuesh @Mighty4Honour @arsenalallday_ And Kai still has more UCLs

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@Mighty4Honour @arsenalallday_ More premier leagues, more total prem goals, more experience

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@Tonykwuesh @MinifridgeTV @Mighty4Honour @arsenalallday_ That £60m is gone broski, completely gyokerass’ fault he has no UCLs or World Cup goals

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@Mighty4Honour @arsenalallday_ Gabriel Jesus solos that bum

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@godda_sompiberg @BingusPlays @ConnCFC Your profile pic looks a little off so I fixed it for you

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Is it just me or are salt and shakes noticeably worse now, 2 packs from one multipack so far one didn’t have the sachet at all and the second one didn’t have any salt in it. What is this @walkers_crisps 😭😭😭

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🚨🗣️ Noni Madueke on why he left Chelsea immediately Arsenal called:

🎙️Interviewer: “Noni, why did you leave the Chelsea squad right before the Club World Cup final?”

🗣️Madueke: “To be honest, I was nervous. I didn’t want to fly all the way to America for nothing. Then I heard Estêvão was also arriving, so I decided to get my Arsenal move done as fast as possible.”

🎙️Interviewer: “So you didn’t believe Chelsea could actually win the tournament?”

🗣️Madueke: (laughs 😂) “Not at all. We weren’t in the best shape, and I wasn’t keen on going to the USA just to return with nothing. Credit to them though — they surprised me.”

🎙️Interviewer: “And what about your own final against PSG in Budapest?”

Madueke: goes completely silent…

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Have to say, have absolutely no clue how that wasn’t a penalty.

Wasn’t Darren England the same referee who gave the Lukaku offside in 2022?

[📈 #WinstanleyOUT #StewartOUT #ShieldsOUT @B03GHB4L1]

.@RoryDelap you should’ve used a condom

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Alonso is such a big scoop for Chelsea, can’t wait to be 14th in March but at least Liverpool fans can’t say shit since they’re stuck with Humpty Dumpty. 38 league starts for Garnacho, let Khusanov get away with 2 more reds and deduct 6 points from Everton.

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🚨🎙️Thierry Henry on Chelsea’s denied penalty appeals in the FA Cup Final, SLAMS VAR: 💣🤯

“If those same decisions happen against Manchester City at the other end, people are calling it corruption for a week straight. Chelsea got robbed today.

The first one on João Pedro before halftime was a clear penalty for me. Khusanov doesn’t even try to play the ball, he just goes through the back of him. Then in the second half, Doku clips Caicedo driving into the box and somehow VAR still stays quiet.

And the handball? We’ve seen those given all season. Enzo’s cross strikes O’Reilly’s arm and suddenly everyone wants to pretend the rules are different in a cup final.

That’s three huge moments in one match and Chelsea got nothing from any of them. No proper VAR intervention, no consistency, no urgency from the officials.

If Arsenal or Liverpool were treated like that in a final, football wouldn’t stop talking about it for months. Chelsea didn’t just lose the FA Cup today, they were officiated out of it.”

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If Celtic were in Chelsea's position right now, they'd have had about 4 penalties

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Hitler dead

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Being a Chelsea and Portadown fan at the minute is shit until you realise two of your biggest rivals are getting relegated despite being supposed to challenge for the title

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SEE YA GLENAVON, UNLUCKY BOZOS

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Italians really dropped the ball saying “Congratulations on qualifying” before the Northern Ireland game only to lose on pens to Bosnia 😂😂😂😂

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Overwatch would be a great game if playing esperanca on stadium didn't crash the game every time I finish a round

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Spursy.