Jordan Allen

Loyal Boilermaker alum. Go Colts. Go Pacers. Have a nice day.

[Jordan Allen @BoilerCouple]

@MoronMoms @MarchieMadness @GovHolcomb Let me just ask one last thing and then you won’t hear from me again. What happens if I’m wrong? We all don masks, look silly/like sheep, and in a few months all go about our lives. But what happens if you’re wrong? People die. Like, actually DIE. You willing to be wrong on it?

[Goodable @Goodable]

Breaking News:

For the first time ever, Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood has officially launched a YouTube channel.

Full episodes. Classic Clips. 100% wholesome.
💗

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Anyone else who’s trying to do bird noises should give it up

This kid is already the GOAT

[Jordan Allen @BoilerCouple]

@RpsAgainstTrump These dipshits will burn America to the ground just to “own the libs”.

[Jordan Allen @BoilerCouple]

@BoilerBurner1

[Boiler Burner @BoilerBurner1]

Braden Smith’s NCAA-record-breaking 1️⃣0️⃣7️⃣7️⃣th assist.

Follow, ‘Like’ and ‘Repost’ to enter.

There will be 2️⃣5️⃣ winners.

😎Reply with your favorite “21 Savage” gif to double your chances.

3️⃣🐐

[Jordan Allen @BoilerCouple]

@BoilerBurner1 @Paintspainter @IndyHeat17UR He’s also a cry-baby bitch

[The Field of 68 @TheFieldOf68]

Class of 2027 5⭐️ Isaiah Hill commits to Purdue

Add another 7-footer to Matt Painter's resumé 🤩

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

No vote in Tennessee (+1 GOP)
No vote in Florida (+4 GOP)
No vote in Missouri (+1 GOP)
No vote in North Carolina (+2 GOP)
No vote in Texas (+5 GOP)

Virginia’s voter-approved maps thrown out.

MAGA has rigged the system.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

The White House def activated the blue checkmarks to blame Biden for Spirit airlines.

Amazing how he takes credit for anything good and never takes blame for anything bad.

The most helpless, victim, snowflake ever to be president

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

So Trump got 13 Americans killed, spent billions of dollars, and gave Iran 20 billion dollars to get a worse deal than Obama?

ART OF THE DEAL!

[Matt McNally @McNally4Indiana]

If Mike Johnson wants to keep religious leaders out of our politics, then he should stop bringing religion into our politics. You can’t have it both ways.

[Boiler Burner @BoilerBurner1]

Gonna do (4) of these giveaways by June.

First up, Braden Smith’s 16 assist game in the BTT. This is a really sharp card with the image being his iconic diving assist to Omer Mayer.

This was assist #1️⃣0️⃣3️⃣9️⃣ of Smith’s Purdue career.

Will be sending to 2️⃣0️⃣ followers.

Please ‘Like’ and ‘Repost’ to be entered.

3️⃣🐐

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I better not hear A SINGLE FUCKING WORD about the tweets I’ll be posting after he goes

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Remember this when Donald Trump tells you we can’t afford health care.

[ITDUDE Fella @The_Real_ITDUDE]

MAGA fell for it again

[Jordan Allen @BoilerCouple]

@SenatorBanks Apparently YOU do because you retweeted her, ya fucking dolt!

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Trump Board of Peace

Wars Ended: 0

Wars Started: 1

[Jordan Allen @BoilerCouple]

@LindseyGrahamSC I hope you know, Senator, that history will absolutely remember you as a spineless, bootlicking jellyfish.

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

"Operation Epic Fury" because
"Operation Epstein Diversion" didn't sound warfightery enough