Jake A

Purdue Graduate. Da Bears. Da bulls. Da Cubs. Da BLackhawks

[Jake A @BoilermakerAust]

@Elle0679 @thugwontmiss Please tell me how a drawing of a castle on your sidewalk affects you? What does this have to do with anything you’re talking about?

[CBS News @CBSNews]

President Trump claimed "mail-In ballots are inherently corrupt," while advocating for his SAVE America Act, which would ban mail-in voting, except in certain cases.

FACT CHECK RATING: False.

There is no evidence of widespread mail-in ballot fraud or corruption in states where no-excuse absentee or universal vote-by-mail is offered. The Brookings Institute found an “average total mail voting fraud percentage across the 2016, 2018, 2020, and 2022 general elections of only 0.000043%, or about four cases of mail voting fraud out of every 10 million mail votes.”

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

So according to Trump the Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016 (letting him win) then somehow rigged the election in 2020 (while Trump was in power) and then completely forgot to rig it in 2024 (letting him win again). Do I got that right you silly MAGA dipshits?

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

Trump says Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016, successfully rigged it while *he* was president in 2020, then forgot how to rig it again in 2024. So the only election Democrats supposedly stole was the one he himself controlled.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe this bullshit.

[Jake A @BoilermakerAust]

@GameNotesBud @mattmurley19 I thought NFL talk was the bottom of the barrel. Guess not

[Jake A @BoilermakerAust]

@RGIII I think he flopped mid tweet

[Jake A @BoilermakerAust]

Just me waiting for my survey from @SouthwestAir on my flight today. Plane is here. No mechanical delays. Group 1 on board. Just sitting and no updates.

[Jake A @BoilermakerAust]

@HawkEmDownChris AI brought me to stop watching the NBA for about 10 years but this comment will make me never watch the NBA again.

[Jake A @BoilermakerAust]

@realDonaldTrump Fuck you are such a loser.

[Jake A @BoilermakerAust]

I hate when Chicago white Sox baseball plays at 730AM and can’t listen to @ESPN1000 in the morning!

[Jake A @BoilermakerAust]

@CHGO_Bears 5-0

[Jake A @BoilermakerAust]

@MarchMadnessMBB @CBSSportsCBB NCAA always finds a way to ruin everything it touches.

[Jake A @BoilermakerAust]

@ABC I thought we won already.

[Jake A @BoilermakerAust]

@CNN No money for education or healthcare though.

[Jake A @BoilermakerAust]

@Twitagra_DM @marceelias Dude. Preach! Rigged! You probably couldn’t solve the puzzles on cereal boxes when you were a kid.

[Jake A @BoilermakerAust]

@marceelias @woodypaige Focusing on what matters! Love it

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Just read it.

Spot On -

An Aussie reply to Trump’s rant about ‘NATO not being there for us’:

“Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.

You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.

Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.

Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.

And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.

And you're calling Greenland poorly run?

Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.

"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.

And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.

So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth.”

[Jake A @BoilermakerAust]

@DeJuandwif @ErikLambert1 What?

[Jake A @BoilermakerAust]

@DearS_o_n Healthcare.