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what are you doing here?

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Then after the show, I'll come out and say hello, and she'll say, "BoJack? Is that you?" When her eyes spark with recognition, I'm gonna sit down next to her, I'm gonna squeeze her hand and get real close and say... "Fuck you, Mom!"

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Well, I didn't fall down on my remote, randomly changing the channel to MSNBC, while simultaneously crippling myself, thus forcing me to watch MSNBC, so no. I'm *not* watching MSNBC right now.

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Festivals don't matter Todd. It's just so you can gets some leaves on your poster.

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Just 'cause you're good at something doesn't mean you have to do it. I'm good at driving sober, but I don't relish the opportunity.

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If anything, Stalin was ruthlessly efficient. Get your head out of your ass, Diane.

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I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

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Then after the show, I'll come out and say hello, and she'll say, "BoJack? Is that you?" When her eyes spark with recognition, I'm gonna sit down next to her, I'm gonna squeeze her hand and get real close and say... "Fuck you, Mom!"

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If I'm shitty, that's just because I'm shitty, and you're allowed to be mad at me. But you need to know that whatever I do, it's not your fault.

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Maybe some of the troops are heroes but not automatically, I'm sure a lot of the troops are jerks; Most people are jerks already, and it's not like giving a jerk a gun and telling him it's okay to kill people suddenly turns that jerk into a hero.

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I wanted to be responsible last night so I Uber'd home, and left my car in the fountain.

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Then after the show, I'll come out and say hello, and she'll say, "BoJack? Is that you?" When her eyes spark with recognition, I'm gonna sit down next to her, I'm gonna squeeze her hand and get real close and say... "Fuck you, Mom!"

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Fool me once, shame on you, but teach a man to fool me and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life.

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Kelsey, in this terrifying world, all we have are the connections we make. I'm sorry I got you fired. I'm sorry I never called you after.

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Maybe some of the troops are heroes but not automatically, I'm sure a lot of the troops are jerks; Most people are jerks already, and it's not like giving a jerk a gun and telling him it's okay to kill people suddenly turns that jerk into a hero.

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I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

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People usually don't want to hang out with me after rehab. I'm really more of a before rehab friend.

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Just 'cause you're good at something doesn't mean you have to do it. I'm good at driving sober, but I don't relish the opportunity.

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I want this character to be really edgy. Like the kind of character Denis Leary would be offered and then say, "No way. This character's too edgy for me."

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You know what the problem is, with everybody? They all just want to hear what they already believe. No-one ever wants to hear the truth.

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I told you I don't know where it is. Don't put things in my butt if you want them back.