the crocodile

oh no

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

arf

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

@raybogbug Hahaha laughed

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

I am a match maker and by that i mean i make all of my friends hang out so i can get my way.

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

Put it in my back pocket for safe keeping

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

Making breakfast quesadilla in toaster

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

I burned it

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

@sammy_devito Big day!

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

In my Victorian child era: dirty strawberry blonde and frail

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

Did age

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

I feel like i pee myself a lot

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

Didnt âge

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

“Play some Kanye for fucks sake”
-my mom

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

Wait till you see yourself in a year

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

Me vs going back to the job i quit 10 months ago 😎😎

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

Fuck it in its ass

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

Life’s a whore

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

Update: it still is bad

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

Red Bull tastes like perfume

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

Honestly it’s liberating to be this dead ass (grace)

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

@Arm3ntr0ut Hey fuck you

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

I fucking hate red onions

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

I am not beginning to feel like a rap god

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

Babe wake up! I’m shedding this mortal coil!

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

@legobatmanjoker Marwwaaaaa

[the crocodile @BolaLabewow]

@legobatmanjoker 😔😔

[emma @Em_Bers]

bagels should be free for girls