Marissa Bolte

Full time editor, part time writer, part time content marketer, part time baker, full time busy.

[Marissa Bolte @BolteMarissa]

@tingFTW Argh. I see people have been asking since 2016. I know you’re not at liberty to say if things are in the works but shopping for a new cell provider was not on my to-do list today.

[Marissa Bolte @BolteMarissa]

@tingFTW been customers since 2013; first time I’ve wanted/been able to snag the newest iPhone—only to learn that eSIM isn’t compatible? Really disappointing.

[Marissa Bolte @BolteMarissa]

@SankoffandHein @wecomefromaway @ComeFromAwayANZ @ComeFromAwayUK @comefromawayto We saw it last night and it was amazing. Knowing what had to happen to make it happen was even more amazing!

[Marissa Bolte @BolteMarissa]

Being vaccinated does NOT mean that you should crash a private convention being held in an abandoned castle. Dammit, Janet.

[Marissa Bolte @BolteMarissa]

When your 13-year-old sends you a Gen-Z slang quiz to prove you’re a dinosaur, and you get one more right than she did.

[Marissa Bolte @BolteMarissa]

Okay, I know it’s been a year but the rules about not talking during movies is still applicable 😒

[Marissa Bolte @BolteMarissa]

Up at 6 a.m. and thought, well, I'm not doing anything, might as well do some work. The other two people in the house have the day off. I <3 the new job but I miss my accrued PTO, lol.

[Rob Madge @Rob_Madge_02]

The self indulgent performer vs the MD who just wants to get the early train

[ariekaplan @ariekaplan]

I wrote a graphic novel called FRANKIE AND THE DRAGON which comes out in January. It's about a girl named Frankie Marble. Who is she? And is she based on a real person? Find out here: https://t.co/L1VLBY5i9M @CapstonePub @BolteMarissa #AaronSautter #CesarSamaneigo #graphicnovels

[Marissa Bolte @BolteMarissa]

@paulscheer But did they hit the drive-thru for some hamberders and Diet Coke?

[Marissa Bolte @BolteMarissa]

My @DoorDash driver just pulled up in a @MercedesBenz so I guess times are tough for everyone 😅

[Marissa Bolte @BolteMarissa]

Great, now I have to find a custom mount for my @BetoORourke AR-15 that matches the decorative cans of soup for my family. Will @SenSanders help me fund this??

[NRA @NRA]

If Joe Biden wins – Mike Bloomberg wins – and Beto O'Rourke will be knocking on your door for your AR-15.

[Scott Hershovitz @shershovitz]

Today, a happy RBG memory – the time I talked her into talking trash.

In OT06, the clerks had a fantasy baseball league. Some chambers had teams. Some individual clerks did. And Justice Alito wanted a team – for himself, not his clerks.

1/11

[Marissa Bolte @BolteMarissa]

They cancel each other out, right?

[Rep. Anna V. Eskamani, PhD 🔨 @AnnaForFlorida]

@CollinsforGA @realDonaldTrump That moment when you’re so “pro-life” you celebrate someone’s death.

[Marissa Bolte @BolteMarissa]

Cookie dough and football are an underrated pairing.

[Marissa Bolte @BolteMarissa]

Taking a FB break but had to share these cats so why not stay on the original platform.

[Marissa Bolte @BolteMarissa]

@ABrightMonster That...that’s why it’s called a head shot. Right? 🤣

[Marissa Bolte @BolteMarissa]

It has, however, just eaten a sock. So it’s at least on par with a dumb dog.

[Marissa Bolte @BolteMarissa]

I’ll know when our robot vacuum has become sentient when it stops getting stuck in the exact same place every single time.