Cornholio

TP for my bumhole

[Cornholio @BolzanJacob]

Corruptio Optimi Pessima

[Clutch.app @PlayOnClutch]

Patchy Mix head movement:

#UFC316

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

SLOW MOTION LOOKS CRAZYYY #UFC316 https://t.co/uCVLqbcDus

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

you know you just CAUGHT A BODY in the UFC when the victory announcement looks like this #UFC316

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

Oh my days. What a KO for The White Rhino.

[Cornholio @BolzanJacob]

@AM34 what team do you want them to trade you to?

[Jimbo J @Jimbo_J_]

When Belal is laid flat out on the floor unconscious but I realise we'll never get to see Islam vs Topuria

[Cornholio @BolzanJacob]

@arielhelwani The peoples main event for sure.

[Cornholio @BolzanJacob]

@kfc Bring back the double down

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Life in the 1980s 🧵

1. McDonald's in the 80s compared to today

[Cornholio @BolzanJacob]

@QuincyAvery @Cdrizzyy21 This is why most Americans have no extra money. How tf can you honestly say 2m isn't enough. Also, investing that's would make you about 60k a year.

[MatrixMysteries @MatrixMysteries]

"When nostalgia feels like a relic, the future is already lost." – G.K. Chesterton

A Thread Exposing the Death of Culture🧵

1. The Soulless Future

[SickydoesMMA @SICKYDOESMMA]

Bro just got outstruck, went 0-12 on takedowns, had 1 big moment.... He walked away with the belt via unanimous decision

This sport man😂

#UFC313

[THE MMA GURU @THATBOYMMAGURU]

ROUND 1, 3 AND 5 TO PEREIRA

DAMAGE WINS FIGHTS

YOU DONT WIN CHAMPIONSHIP FIGHTS BY HOLDING PEOPLE UP AGAINST THE CAGE LIKE A GIANT UGLY INBRED COUSIN FUCKING GNOME

Let's see if you do though, up to the judges #UFC313

[MMA Orbit @mma_orbit]

Alex Pereira claims Magomed Ankalaev is not fasting and is just planning to use Ramadan as an excuse if he loses at #UFC313 😳

(via @AgFight)

[Cornholio @BolzanJacob]

@Shrek But your animation in fact did not.

[Cornholio @BolzanJacob]

@YourAnonCentral Im fooking cooked

[Cornholio @BolzanJacob]

@YourAnonCentral They are already coming for my pension under this government lol

[Cornholio @BolzanJacob]

@treyaberson @funkmasterMMA Holy fuck that's funny. I need to stay off here when I'm not sober lol

[Cornholio @BolzanJacob]

@robert26398047 @hendrik_casimir @therealmrbench Not every federal employee sits at a desk on salary.