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TikTok couple Dakota Harper and Felicity Eatmon are facing charges of first-degree arson and conspiracy to commit arson after attempting to burn down an abandoned home.

Investigators say they have since obtained surveillance video that shows Felicity handing Dakota a lit piece of paper, which he then placed inside the home.

If convicted, each could face 2 to 20 years in prison for first-degree arson and 5 to 25 years for the conspiracy charge.

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🚨 BREAKING: Candace Owens reportedly had sex with Brett Cooper.

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This has been generationally terrible month for the public perception of women.

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Candace calling her trans in 3…2…

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Sydney Sweeney is considering converting to Judaism as her relationship with her Jewish boyfriend Scooter Braun grows more serious. The two have been dating for nearly two years despite a roughly 16-year age gap.

Speculation about a possible conversion began after Sweeney was spotted attending Rosh Hashanah services at a synagogue, and the couple celebrated the holiday together, according to DeuxMoi.

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So he laughed during George Floyd?

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My soy sauce spilled over and now it looks like my parents’ divorce

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@Mint_Orchids Jabba watching his DoorDash order on his data pad

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This would make airport security lines 20% more efficient overnight

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Likely outcome: They come out with a vegan cheese or something

Funniest outcome: A cartoon cow lectures us about Palestine

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Big Mex doesn’t want you to know this but the best nachos can be made at home without their involvement

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JUST IN: Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent declares the U.S. economy has entered “the acceleration phase.”

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next summer I hope he saves up a bit more and buys a killdozer

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An 11-year-old works all summer, saves $900, buys himself an electric dirt bike and rides about 300 feet from home to go fishing.

Police stop him, fingerprint him, tow his bike and send him to court — with an officer telling him that failing to appear could result in a warrant.

When the machinery of the state comes down on a sixth-grader like he’s a hardened criminal, maybe we should stop and ask what kind of society we're building.

A child went fishing.

The government responded with fingerprinting the kid and giving him a court date.

That’s how a police state begins.

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