jas no ass 💚

♈️ • what’s 1000 minus 96?

[Tom Powell Jr @RealTomPowellJr]

Farmer Calls SNAP Recipients Lazy Takers, Then We Check His Farm Subsidies

[(sab) 睿燄 • Their Totality @sasponella]

If u tell bro you really really really really crave a double quarter pounder and dont want anything else rn only the double quarter pounder and he gets u a chicken nugget 6pc and then says what matters is he got you food wouldnt you feel like hes trolling you crazy?

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Damn maybe we are pussy

[m. @themLONERvibes]

you refusing to put a tooth in your mouth, putting a tat of that demonic mf on your face, & disabling that bby… you forever ugly af inside & out. dark energy all over you.

[Deeqa♡ @not_active06]

Women are more likely to file for divorce than men.

Reason:

[Taylor-Perrin @TheTaylorPerrin]

She is not black or Puerto Rican. She is a Tasmanian devil/Rottweiler hybrid

[Kitty Parker 👩🏾‍🍳💕 @heyjoydoe]

boundary = I won’t date anyone who drinks

not a boundary = you’re dating me so you can’t drink anymore

see how that works?

[lynx is seeing mariah 🐯🦋 @svtspears]

or don't drug and rape women

[Wilma M. Holla ✨ ♒️ @LetAnthonyRock]

Bambi ate that

[CHLOEXTRE 🍀 @tooiconicc]

hope whoever stole my amazon package was planning on being Chlöe for Halloween…

[gØØη™ @GoonTheHero]

They took the disabled kid who has seizures to a haunted hay ride with strobe lights and screaming but im the asshole

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

became an adult in the $80 full tank, $2,500 apartment, $20 chipotle burrito era

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Remember when Republicans said DEI was hiring an unqualified person based on their looks? ANYWAY.

[L ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ @Helovelayy]

Everytime chrisean touch that lil girl she moves away from her, kids really have discernment!

[K🌧️ @bluepantherress]

You log hearts when you had a good day bc the app also has a mental health tracker

[Truth Warrior @TruthWarrior091]

WHY is this happening in SO many kids stores?

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

They will literally sacrifice anyone to hide their dirty secrets. WE AREN’T MAD ENOUGH! This is a rabbit hole people aren't ready for!

[⋆. 𐙚˚࿔ shaí 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @thatssoshai__]

whoever did that a ki, it went exactly as planned LMAOOOOOO

[papa @sir_cq]

Zelle will ask you 50 times “Are you sure this the right person!?” And you said yeah