BombayBump

It is I the rejuvenated leaf village’s handsome devil

[BombayBump @BombayBump]

@PSGINT_ He’s the best single pivot of all time there’s nothing overrated about his position

[Ruthless World 🇺🇲 @Ruthlessworld2]

When oil barrels hit $147.50 in 2008, gas never got over $3.80/gallon. At this moment, gas is $78 and gas is at $4/gallon. Hmmm, something seems a bit off.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

If Social Security thinks retirement age is 62, why are we electing 70-80 year olds to Congress and as President?

[🇦🇷RestricePlanox❤️💙 @RPlanox]

The “Mr UCL” myth collapses under one simple timeline:

🏆 Real Madrid had 9 European Cups before Ronaldo arrived.
🏆 Won 4 with him.
🏆 Won 2 more after he left.

And in three of those four finals:

🇪🇸 2014 — Ramos saved Madrid in the 93rd minute. Bale scored the winner.
🇪🇸 2016 — Ramos scored and won Man of the Match.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 2018 — Bale scored twice and won Man of the Match.

This supposed “one-man carry job” featured:

Ramos. Modrić. Kroos. Casemiro. Benzema. Bale. Marcelo. Carvajal. Navas.

One of the greatest cores football has ever seen.

And here’s the funniest part:

🏆 Modrić - 6 Champions Leagues
🏆 Carvajal - 6 Champions Leagues
🏆 Ronaldo - 5 Champions Leagues

So what exactly makes only him “Mr UCL”?

Ronaldo was an elite finisher inside Madrid’s dynasty.

He did not build it.

Real Madrid made “Mr UCL” possible.

“Mr UCL” never made Real Madrid.

[Majorian @majoriansmusing]

When the beefy 5 layer burrito was introduced at Taco Bell in 2009 it was .89 cents. It is now 5 dollars. Even adjusting for inflation it should only be about $1.39.

But nah foods not more expensive don't worry guys!

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Big Oil’s Q2 Profits:

ExxonMobil: $14.5 billion
Chevron: $12.1 billion
Shell: $9.8 billion
BP: $5.7 billion

While the world burns, oil companies rake in billions.

Congress: Reject fossil fuel campaign contributions. Address the climate crisis.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 BREAKING: Rodri’s agent confirms he’s picked Barcelona over Real Madrid.

“Out of respect for Madrid, as they have been class, Rodri informed them that his decision is to join Barça”, quotes from his agent Barquero reported by @ellarguero.

Personal terms, 100% agreed. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[BombayBump @BombayBump]

@LalaOlaoluwami No I don’t. Rodri will phase out when Bernal is 23 and ready to be a full time starter. He’ll still get plenty of time with Rodri in the fold and he’ll learn from one of the best

[KingYcee (Barca Messi) 💙❤️ @GoodluckObinn4]

They've lied so much about this 2008 Ronaldo like as if people didn't watch him play.

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Absolute Cinema.

#RepBX

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

🚨 Julián Álvarez is expected to report back to Atlético Madrid on August 10th, as he wants to maintain a professional attitude.

However, he will tell Simeone and the Atlético board face-to-face that he no longer wants to play for the club and that his only desire is to join FC Barcelona, not any other club. He is ready to increase the pressure. @ESPNArgentina 🇦🇷

[BombayBump @BombayBump]

@AlbicelesteTalk Toro vs England. Then, Messi to tie vs Egypt

[BombayBump @BombayBump]

@OneFootball @MikeVerweij Loss to Argentina in the knock outs loading

[BombayBump @BombayBump]

@TouchlineX Pedri over rakitic is about it. In a few years Cubarsi can prob surpass mascherano but not yet

[BombayBump @BombayBump]

@TouchlineX Van dijk can’t lace maldinis boots are we serious right now?

[BombayBump @BombayBump]

@JerryFCB_96 Toros wife

[BombayBump @BombayBump]

@organicshorty Tom fords first scent (Tuscan leather) was designed to smell like a brick of cocaine. So he’s trying to say his motif not trendy but rather tied to wealth, high fashion and a drug dealing aesthetic if that makes sense

[BombayBump @BombayBump]

@GBarca_ We’re gonna roll out false 9 Yamal with Gordon and raphinha on the wings

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

Lionel Messi is the exact reason you should live solely on your own terms.

The man speaks ill of no one. He disrespects neither teammates nor rivals. He is the best to ever do his craft. Yet he has dedicated haters. If ever a man (let alone a player) should have had no haters, it is Messi. Still, on account of nothing but his matchless success, he commands a horde of them.

Do what thou wilt. People will talk regardless.

A life lived minding what people will say is a wasted life.

[BombayBump @BombayBump]

@NealGardner_ Wrong foot