Alex

Mr. Cage’s stunt double

[Alex @Bonannophone]

Stay positive. Be honest. Keep yourself alive. We all want the same things.

[Alex @Bonannophone]

Coach me how to dougie

[Alex @Bonannophone]

“I feel like birds and snakes is always fightin”

[Alex @Bonannophone]

“Every food is just ingredients”

[Alex @Bonannophone]

Yeah I’m into BDSM but the S stands for Shrek

[Alex @Bonannophone]

“For some reason, today, this place looks Congo”

[Alex @Bonannophone]

Bad day to be a boulichka in Fishtown

[Alex @Bonannophone]

Go birds, stay home from work.

[Alex @Bonannophone]

@russoooooooo You have my support

[Alex @Bonannophone]

Working in an office setting with an eclipse and an earthquake in the same 5 day span can drive a person to insanity

[Alex @Bonannophone]

Who’s Smoking Gilbert’s Vape

[Alex @Bonannophone]

@MStierle 2st

[Alex @Bonannophone]

I’ve been in Europe 7 days and have smoked 0 cigarettes, AMA

[Alex @Bonannophone]

“I kinda wanna eat some cheese, but I’m already full and I’m currently eating cheese” - Reb

[Alex @Bonannophone]

@nyjets you make me so sad

[Alex @Bonannophone]

@MStierle Jokes on you when he comes back to school deadlifting 450

[Alex @Bonannophone]

@pibphilly @wxpnfm Paint it Black free at noon when? I’m tryin to stage dive on my lunch break

[Alex @Bonannophone]

“Have you ever seen him like… dry?” - Rebecca, on Brandon Marsh

[Jonathan Hernandez @OldJonHernandez]

Philly, I love you. I found and married my wife here. I even finally found good pizza here.

But as a Jets fan, watching that little kid in the Eagles gear start crying fixed something broken inside of me.

BET IT FEELS BAD WHEN YOUR TEAM LETS YOU DOWN, JUNIOR

REAL BAD

💚

[Alex @Bonannophone]

Ok 100% back to fuck the Jets

[Alex @Bonannophone]

Schefty with the horrible bedside manner. I’m fine btw thanks for asking

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Aaron Rodgers’ torn Achilles might be the most devastating injury to a team and fan base in NFL history. There never has been a player who received more off-season hype, who raised another team’s expectations more, who had his season end 4 plays in without ever completing a pass.