Alexandra

a sucker for anything acoustic

[Alexandra @russoooooooo]

the prosciutt of happiness

[Alexandra @russoooooooo]

i think i’m gonna start tweeting again

[Alexandra @russoooooooo]

is a dangly set an advantage in a hockey game?

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you ever leave a massage like you suddenly know more than everyone around you?

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“Jesus is extremely alt”- Walter

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@Bonannophone did sam say this?

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@Bonannophone

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“i’ve definitely punched a sandwich at New Deck” @Bonannophone

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lol didn’t realize how good we had it

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“wait, you forgot your pen!”
“oh wait, it’s a real pen”
-@Rebeckyyyyyyy

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eat your vegetables, drink your water, and mind your business

[Alexandra @russoooooooo]

“i feel like they’re gonna shoot us, in a good way”

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“it was on the document that you signed”
“yikes sorry, i’m a millennial”

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i think i have backwards covid

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petition to add “are you walking that dog or is it walking you?!” to the same list that “it’s the humidity that gets ya” is on

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it’s ‘mad brick’ out

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@nianiawia lmao i really dislike it for some reason

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hot take but meet me at our spot is an awful song

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@nianiawia i feel like i’ll do that privately just for you

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you guys wanna hear the song i sing to my cat everyday?

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When National Geographic said the average American would look like this by 2050 I had no idea it's bc most of the population would be descended from Nick Cannon.