Machado Mijiga

A man, a Plan, a Canal. Panama | | | |

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Joe Biden and Joe Budden need to do a collab mixtape.

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@EllaphantzGerld Sorry but you've got to dream big.

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This is what success looks like.

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@THEK0UNT I'm literally playing that right now. It's like memory lane on an express highway.

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Visual representation of All Lives Matters supporters trying to explain how they aren't racist.

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Pretzels were invented by libertarians.

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If y'all had just listened to Birdman, the 'rona would never have happened

#justsayin

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"shid"- 2020

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White people when you make eye contact with them in the grocery store, pre-2020, colorized.

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i'M thE sHiT

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Controversial Opinion: Squidward Tentacles is the greatest jazz musician of all time.

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People who list "liking The Office" as af it were a personality traits on dating apps.

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Paul McCartney was my. 3rd favorite member of The Ramones. 2nd only to La-La and Po; that's a straight up tie.

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Elon and Grimes should have named their baby Grimace.

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I killed Frieza.

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You can't spell POOP backwards.

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I just found out horses have bones. What the HECK?

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My mans Elon out here puttin' cheat codes in at tha baby factory.

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@JohnLampus He is a hit-maker!

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@JohnLampus I want to wait to watch it with you because I feel like I'll get more out of it that way, sweet Lovechild.