Norman Conquest

There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen.

[Norman Conquest @BongoDawson]

@scottygb Maybe the Beeb could stick 15 Storeys High back on their comedy section on iplayer for the too many who missed it the first time?

[Norman Conquest @BongoDawson]

@SueZieCue It's Arrested Development.

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@RonSexsmith I'm a huge fan, I remember hearing of you on a Jonathan Ross breakfast show in the UK decades ago. You have always comes across as as good person.

[Norman Conquest @BongoDawson]

@RonSexsmith @RonSexsmith

Hi Ron, I'm one of your biggest fans, I love your music but I am now leaving this shit hole of a platform known now as X. I wish you peace and love and love to Canada.

[Norman Conquest @BongoDawson]

@Markfry809 Trump and Vance are fucking cunts. I've had enough of this shit. Yanks should be ashamed. Bullying cunts.

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@Inevitablewest What's with the shit music?

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@Trump_Vance @realDonaldTrump If you think that, you are nuts.

[Norman Conquest @BongoDawson]

@patdoddson @realDonaldTrump How are they cheating?

[Norman Conquest @BongoDawson]

@Trump_Vance @realDonaldTrump And don't forget Russia.

[Norman Conquest @BongoDawson]

@MrJOHNWICK2 @realDonaldTrump What's with the tiny hand?

[Norman Conquest @BongoDawson]

@TONYxTWO @realDonaldTrump You don't get a receipt. You can't send him back.

[Norman Conquest @BongoDawson]

@ProjectLincoln Dad's really fucking old and creepy and can fuck right off, Yuh weirdo satsuma comb over.

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@stuf94170 Mugga.

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@DaftLimmy Word.

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@RealTimVine Possibly a certain Mr Yokohama Tyres, maybe?

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@paulusmallus @chrisshipitv Prisoner Cell Block H theme song is the best ever. Followed by the Littlest Hobo. Just let that sink in....

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@chrisshipitv Crowded House springs to mind...

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@RealTimVine Obvs.

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@DTM_Woodworks I call him the easy peeler.

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@lisa_liberal He's knocking on the White Houses door, and they have an Amazon door bell.