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[bongo kat ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ @BongoKvt]

brand new

[Tulika Bose @TulikaBose_]

Fun fact — without Hedy Lamarr, who invented the tech foundation for WiFi (but was never credited, shocker) men wouldn’t be able to upload their bad takes about how useless women are

[Iconicament3 ✨ (Coco) | trop-pilled @Iconicament3]

Any discourse on this starts and ends with the reality that it is 2025 and we still don’t have one story of a man in love with a monstrous woman in mainstream media. Not one.

[loki @harleyskooky]

where's that video of the flight attendant that got shadowbanned on tiktok for telling people not to fly this month

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Netflix subtitles be like [speaking Spanish]
BRO 😭 translate it thennn!!!!

[Redd @ReddCinema]

our girl is so resilient, i love earth she is truly tht bitch

[x @sinsnexus]

she’s pro palestine, anti israel, wants the north to rejoin ireland, pro lgbt, pro abortion and skeptic of us intervention. i’m actually so jealous

[lisssy @daisylisssy]

remember when people GAGGED over this performance because this is the closest he sounds and looks like before hiatus

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Sabrina Carpenter arrests Anne Hathaway at ‘Short N’ Sweet’ New York concert.

[liliana 𓍊𓋼 @cosmicxgals]

THE LIKESSSS??????? OMG YALL DONT EVEN KNOW HERSTORY STOP LOOKING AT WIFE

[patrick @s4bzzzz]

I loved how the pirates shift between human and skeletal form under the moonlight whilst fighting in this scene, the CGI in this film is very impressive. Also Geoffrey Rush is just brilliant as Barbossa.

[LinaRaye @Epithymia__]

Female rappers do all this on stage and male rappers just stand there. I hate how misogyny forces female rappers to be strippers, models, choreographed dancers, singers, lyricists, song writers, with 26 inch waists, big asses, fashion icons, just to get left off most Rapper Lists. They gotta have it all just for a sprinkle of recognition.

[Han 🖤 CHECK PINNED! @spoonfulofhan]

Do NOT put anything in a seizing person’s mouth, and do NOT restrain us
1. Loosen tight ties, belts, collars
2. Turn us on our side
3. Time the seizure - anything over 5 minutes, call 911
4. Pregnant, 911. Injured, 911. First seizure, 911. Doesn’t regain function, 911

[javlin @xjavlinx]

niteharts 2025 ❤️‍🔥

[Nick (Fury) | FOREVER AOS @aos_nick]

The fact that Agents of SHIELD managed to pull off some of the best VFX and visuals in any superhero TV show — far better than most Disney+ series — all with a network TV budget, 22-episode seasons, and a tight production schedule is still incredibly impressive

[🔰Chief Georgist Shill 🔰 @BlueRepublik]

Hot take but this is a wildly effective form of protest because there’s no way you can claim the unicorn suit person who is twerking is a violent revolutionary who needs to be pepper sprayed and not look insane

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

this is FASHION bitch .

[AG @art_gambino_]

STOP SHAMING WOMEN FOR EXISTING!
STOP SHAMING WOMEN FOR EXISTING!
STOP SHAMING WOMEN FOR EXISTING!

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

Cutting off a narcissist from your life and radically accepting you're going to be the villain in their delusional world is top-level self-care.

[RAYE @raye]

WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! with 11 brass, 5 strings, 30 choir, 7 drumline, 2 backing vocalists,1 guitarist, 1 bassist, 1 pianist, 1 drummer and 1 percussionist on stage for NFL Halftime 🥹❣️