Brendan Bonham

Finance in healthcare, progressive politics, married @cputerbaugh, wine geek, Burnley FC fan, living in the land of Enchantment.

[Brendan Bonham @BonhamBrendan]

@hels If there is any solace to be taken from the theology in Groundhog Day it’s that through profound selflessness we will eventually escape this endless today, which seems an excellent moral to apply to this pandemic.

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@BurnleyOfficial I mean this sincerely, but I’m probably the only only person from Ohio who ever played for Burnley in any capacity….I would be happy to do anything for the club if there was any interest to represent the club in Ohio

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@MattBinder Work in aviation safety, can confirm. It’s why some brand new aircraft still get 50 year old tech on board….don’t mess with stuff that’s been tested

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@steveschale Upping New Mexican turkeys….literally bears in the Sacramento Mountains of NM are totally chill, but turkeys will chase you for 500 yards

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@janecoaston I’m the biggest ambassador for New Mexico’s cities, and I will even throw El Paso a kind word which shocks everyone, but I just can’t say anything kind about Mason, Ohio where I grew up.

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@Noahpinion NZ or Welsh folks might need to have a word….

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@DannyBFCMUFC1 @JJWatt @TurfMoorLoyal @BurnleyOfficial That’s awesome! I honestly can’t remember that, but given my new found love for Canada since then I want to apologize to any Canadians you might have insulted since then using that 1980s comedy sketch they all roll their eyes at 😂😂😂

[Brendan Bonham @BonhamBrendan]

@DannyBFCMUFC1 @JJWatt @TurfMoorLoyal @BurnleyOfficial Yes! That was me. Remember those days fondly.

[Brent Toderian @BrentToderian]

Your semi-regular reminder. #reality

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

I think my next book should be called “Bridges I Have Burned, and How Each One Brought Me Joy”

[Pottersville P.D. @Love_Thy_Hood]

I still think about William Shatner coming down from space to share his emotional epiphany about the fearfulness of the heavens only for Bezos to nod, unhearing, and turn to spray a bikini babe with champagne.

[Brendan Bonham @BonhamBrendan]

@mcmansionhell Dryers

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@_Zeets Imagine being a Burnley fan and knowing we have him under contract for 3 more years 😳

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

Please quit telling me to “keep up the good work” the good work was an accident and impossible to replicate

[Brendan Bonham @BonhamBrendan]

@katie_mo_ Love cilantro, but nope doesn’t at all match with NM green or red, just doesn’t.

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@EpiEllie I go to NHL hockey games so I’m basically the only weirdo in that arena 🤷‍♂️

[Matthew Sitman @MatthewSitman]

In my naiveté, I really thought the pandemic might cause us to realize the way all of our lives and health are bound up together, and that things like sick leave, health care, etc are not just necessities for individuals, but things that in a broader sense make our society better

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@franklinleonard As an aside, Telemundo’s coverage isn’t great and my Spanish comprehension isn’t exactly fluent, but I will avoid Fox for the most part.

[Brendan Bonham @BonhamBrendan]

@franklinleonard I have a feeling there might be a little bit of demographic overlap with Elon stans…..