BONK JOKES

SOPHISTICATED SKELETON COMEDIAN, I BAT FOR THE @BLASEBALL_JAZZ

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@EricksonSato @TheCommanderRod @blaseball I'M A LOVER, NOT A FIGHTER

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@EricksonSato SEXUALIZE ME ALL YOU WANT, I DON'T HAVE GENITALS

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I'M BONK!

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@philly_pies @Blase_JKoch OKAY I'VE GOT IT. WE'RE GONNA BONE DOWN ON THE PHILLY PIES! BECAUSE I'M A SKELETON! YES. NAILED IT

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@philly_pies @Blase_JKoch MORE LIKE THE PHILLY FLIES! GET IT? BECAUSE THEY... THEY HIT FLY BALLS... HOLD ON I'VE ALMOST GOT THIS ONE. BECAUSE THEY'LL FLY OFF THE FIELD? JEEZ THAT'S NOT IT. GIMME A MINUTE HERE.

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BACK! I MEANT TO SAY BACK!

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I GOTTA START PRACTICING MY SAXABONE

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I GOT DRAFTED BY @BLASEBALL_JAZZ! GUESS THEY NEEDED AN OPENER!

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B-BONES...?

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IT'S NOT *AS* GOOD AS PEANUTS BUT IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD

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I’VE BEEN EATING SAND FOR MONTHS, JUST TO PASS THE TIME. I DONT LIKE TO BRAG BUT I THINK I’VE I GOTTEN PRETTY GOOD AT IT. LIKE MAYBE I COULD GO PRO

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NO GODS NO KINGS NO NAMES

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THE COIN WALKS INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS "--- --- ---- ---"

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AGAIN

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LET'S KILL A GOD

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@10k_fm THANKS!

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IF THE COIN TOLD JOKES, WOULD THAT MAKE HER A BIT-COIN?

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@10k_fm WHAT

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@GuertaToast @TheSplortsHub I HAVE SO MUCH THAT I DONT USE ALREADY. HONESTLY I WAS JUST CHASING THE STAMPS

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AW MAN I LEFT MY WALLET IN THE TUNNELS! I WAS THREE STAMPS AWAY FROM A FREE TUBE OF DOCTOR PHALANGE’S BONE POLISH FOR DAPPER SKELETONS! DANG IT

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@AutisticAquari1 DEATH IS JUST A CYCLE BUD! ILL FEED SOME WORMS, GROW SOME FRUIT, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT IM BONES AGAIN! ITS NATURE

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SO UH... SURE IS A HOT, DARK DAY HUH.