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Springbreak Forever Bitches! Parody Account

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New tattoo for bar nights: “Do not serve me”… good thing bar tenders can’t read cursive!

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@Lanka_Dank Burner account.

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I share my life with the people in it #DeleteFacebook

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@SenSanders Life is so unfair… why are we so much better looking than our parents?

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Breaking news is posted at alarming rates #BREAKING NEWS

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Are Bonn_girls just variants of the Bonn virus? #B017176 #B11259

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You’ll likely see me laid to rest in my sister’s favorite shirt. 😌⚰️♥️

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They are called 'Man Hours' because a woman would have done that shit in 20min.

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I went on Google Earth today. Who's car was that in your driveway June 9 2012?

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YOLO.....&when you live turnt-up once is enuff!

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Do what you love2do: tweets/sweets

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Mom said NO!

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Another day acting like a human who doesn’t fart. #TuesdayThoughts

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@KaraaMariee22 .... photo evidence stricken from the record!

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Kanye West is a fragile narcissist with an asymetrical face and no artistic ability #KanyeWest

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Jessca got a personal trainer a year before her wedding.....Holy Crap- how long’s the aisle going to be?

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If you arrive fashionably late in Crocs, you’re just late.

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Feminism is not a fad. It’s not like Angry Birds......wait, huh?

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HBD @emaly_vatne!

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Don’t be a victim! She-G