CanalHaiku

The geese are so loud They overwhelm the songbirds. What assholes they are. #canalhaiku Please answer in the form of a haiku

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@atrupar In 2015 Lindsey Graham praised Joe Biden, saying, "If you can't admire Joe Biden as a person, you've got a problem. You need to do some self-evaluation. He is the nicest person I've ever met in politics. As good a man as God ever created".

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@RadioFreeTom Now. It’s definitely now. Right?

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@RadioFreeTom JFC, Tom, have we finally hit peak Idiocracy?? Is it time yet??

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@Acyn Are these people in the room with you?

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@ICEgov I believe the Dodgers

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@NancyMace @FriendlyUPSMan You need more than face wash. You need soul wash, because yours is filthy if it exists at all

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@PeteHegseth @TheDemocrats Is the agenda in the room with you right now?

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@AmericaPapaBear Warren Buffet never said that

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@MorganLaidler We know, Morgan. We feel the same. Thank you

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@RadioFreeTom Do they deliver our handmaids robes to our houses, or do we have to pick them up at one of his golf courses?

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@RpsAgainstTrump @gtconway3d @PsychoPAC24 The one two punch of @gtconway3d and @ProjectLincoln make me very happy

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Jasmine Crockett on Marjorie Taylor Greene’s “bleach blonde, bad built, butch body” during a House committee oversight hearing.

This started after MTG said her ‘fake eyelashes were messing up her reading’

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@RadioFreeTom Even Now? Could it be Magic?

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@MikeJon85832511 @Voice4Unity @Kell24013311 @MarvinDav313 @OccupyDemocrats Hahahahahahahahaha!

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@aweber91 @todzmom01 @AMK_PhD @RpsAgainstTrump You had to go back to the 80s for this?

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@RadioFreeTom Because it’s no longer about the issues that are important to each person. Now it says that that person and I don’t share the same moral code

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@joncoopertweets Yes.

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@RadioFreeTom 10/10!

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@ProjectLincoln I’m more afraid of Desantis. Evil with a brain is worse than evil without. Trump doesn’t believe in the shit he does- he just does what works for him. Desantis scares me more

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@RadioFreeTom He really needs to go back to complaining about M&M’s losing their sex appeal