Not your average thirst trap

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'More interesting than a Weetbix'

[Not your average thirst trap @BonnieSwrites]

Ordinary Person: You know, you don't have to eat chocolate 'just because it's there'

Me: *looks up from my family size block of Cadburys* ... You know, you don't have to breathe oxygen 'just because it's there', AND YET HERE WE ARE.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Dolly Parton didn’t spend her dollars on space travel or a trip to the titanic because she was writing checks to put 150 million books in the hands of children.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Samuel L. Jackson said tax billionaires

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

“If you think fertilized eggs are people but women who've walked their kids 2,000 miles aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.”

[Mommy Owl @Mommy__Owl]

When I was little, my mom used to lock herself in the car for a few minutes after running errands with us so she could “sort herself.” I had no idea what that meant until I had kids and now I’m like, “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

I need something stronger than sleep but less than a coma.

[I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids]

People think that as your kids get older you have more freedom but if that were true I wouldn’t be standing in the kitchen eating this chocolate bar out of an empty banana peel

[Not your average thirst trap @BonnieSwrites]

@ShestayF @HumansNoContext This. Is..

[Not your average thirst trap @BonnieSwrites]

LOVE these things!! 😆

I got 24.. How about you..? 🤔

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

how many triangles are there?

[Branwen OShea ❄️👽❄️ @BranwenOShea]

Rest areas to avoid…😂😂

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Recent research revealed that this obsidian mirror was used by Queen Elizabeth I's famed political advisor and occultist, John Dee, to 'speak' with angels. It has been determined that the mirror has Aztec origins. Crafted in Mexico over 500 years ago, it most likely ended up in Europe as part of the expeditions led by Hernan Cortes. Currently, the mirror is on display at the British Museum.

John Dee had a diverse range of interests, including astronomy, astrology, alchemy, and mathematics. He served as an advisor to Queen Elizabeth I from the beginning of her reign in 1558 until the 1570s. Dee was also a strong advocate for overseas exploration and the establishment of colonies. Later in his life, he became involved in divination and the occult, seeking to communicate with angels through the use of scryers—individuals who can divine the future—using artifacts such as mirrors and crystals.

Scholars have determined that Dee's mirror, along with another mirror, originated in Pachucha, located just northeast of Mexico City. The third mirror and the slab came from Ucareo, approximately 150 miles west. Both regions were under Aztec control during the early 16th century.

The Aztecs regarded obsidian as a protective material with medicinal properties, viewing its reflective surface as a shield against evil spirits. This volcanic glass was also associated with death, the underworld, and the capturing of a person's image and soul.

Following the invasion of the Aztec capital of Tenochtitlán by forces commanded by Hernán Cortés in 1521, treasures, including obsidian mirrors, were swiftly shipped back to Europe.

[Not your average thirst trap @BonnieSwrites]

Thinking about starting an Only Fans, but it's just me posting Anecdotal Birth Control of things my kids get up to.. 🤔

[Not your average thirst trap @BonnieSwrites]

#notallheroeswearcapes

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

When 19-year-old Dairy Queen manager, Joey Prusak was serving a blind customer, he noticed the man drop a $20 bill.

The woman behind the blind man grabbed the $20 bill and put it in her purse.

Prusak then instructed the woman to return the money. After she said no, the teenager made her leave. “I told her, ‘Ma’am, you can either return the $20 bill or you can leave the store, because I’m not going to serve someone as disrespectful as you.'"

The woman left. But then, Prusak returned to the blind man and gave him $20 of his money.

Prusak notes, "I was just doing what I thought was right. I did it without even really thinking about it."

HT John Tesh

[Not your average thirst trap @BonnieSwrites]

Not all heroes wear capes 😍

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

"This is a grateful shout-out to Corey at the McDonalds in Florence, U.S. off Exit 42 on Dixie Highway.

I pulled in around 11:59 p.m. needing a coffee after working on my business from 5 a.m. to midnight. I was worried if I didn’t get a coffee, I would fall asleep driving the hour home.
I pulled up in the drive thru and asked what time they closed.

He politely says, 'Ma’am, we close in 45 seconds.' I replied, 'Well, that’s okay then. I don’t want you to deal with this old last minute customer. Thank you and have a good night.'
He replied, 'No, ma’am. I’m here to help you with anything you want on the menu. What would you like?'

After going back and fourth, I gave him my Mocha Latte order. He was so very polite.
Most have said in the past, 'my machine is down,' or do not even answer at all when I’ve pulled up 10 minutes before closing.

Corey was pleasant and had EXCELLENT customer service skills!

I WILL be calling to report this to corporate and to his local manager. I told him he probably saved my life allowing me to get that coffee...I jokingly laughed, but was also serious. I was so tired.

Thank You Corey for ending my long day with such kindness."

Credit: Renee Brandenburg

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I'm pretty sure that if I got fired from my job but refused to leave & then sent a bunch of crazy people to bash in the windows, build a gallows to hang my coworker & smear poop on the walls, and then when I finally did leave, I took a mountain of nuclear secrets with me, refused to give them back, moved them all around my gilded golf motel including into my chandelier shitter & showed them off to my pals all while lying about having them in the first place, I wouldn't be allowed to tour the country saying I was never really fired and that I deserve to get my old job back.
But what do I know.

[Not your average thirst trap @BonnieSwrites]

@mcdadstuff My Staffy doesn't even wait until her eyes are closed some days! 🤦‍♀️😂

[Not your average thirst trap @BonnieSwrites]

@iluvtacos0822 🤮🤮🤮

You're a far better person than I.. He would have been blocked after the first comment with me as I have zero patience.. But where's the comedic value in that?!! 😂🤣

Luckily, hitting my late 30s seems to have cleared up any issues I had with randoms hitting on me! 🤣👌

[Not your average thirst trap @BonnieSwrites]

@dadmann_walking Ahhh.. The folly of youth...

I vaguely remember the time when my gallbladder worked well enough to treat it so carelessly! 😂🤣

[Not your average thirst trap @BonnieSwrites]

@DontKnockMwa ... and with her comments limited to her own little herd of delusional weirdos.. 🙄