Bonzo

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[Bonzo @BonzoBeckett]

Should I go to the Trump rally two blocks from my house or stay home in air conditioned comfort?

[A Cat Named Bitches @BitchestheCat]

Don't trust them @realDonaldTrump. They're just trying to steal your drugs for themselves. https://t.co/ckIgqmWxy6

[FORTUNE @FortuneMagazine]

Southwest Airlines CEO tells angry pilots he’s ‘not going anywhere’ ✈️ https://t.co/CMBTiOMKnj

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

Exclusive: @USAGym has sex abuse complaint dossiers on more than 50 coaches https://t.co/2CiOwZdsKw #OutofBalance

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Clinton at 80% in our polls-only forecast and 74% in polls-plus, close to her all-time highs. https://t.co/pCZX1KIbij

[Bonzo @BonzoBeckett]

@DrSquishy @JeffersonObama Doubt it.

[Bonzo @BonzoBeckett]

@DatelineNBC @JoshMankiewicz Yay grit!

[Bonzo @BonzoBeckett]

@DatelineNBC @JoshMankiewicz Your Special Effects budget must be YUGE!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bruce. I really want to hear the joke he was told. 10/10 for chuckle pup

[Bonzo @BonzoBeckett]

@JeffersonObama I agree -- don't sit on ur laurels. But oh boy, Cheeto Jesus is gotta be hating life. He might bail.

[Bonzo @BonzoBeckett]

@Wordbeast Just pulled it from 538 about five minutes ago or so. It's the NOW calculation.

[Bonzo @BonzoBeckett]

@JeffersonObama Oh dear Lord. I'm kind cautious by nature, but this isn't looking good for the Cheeto Jesus. Sad!

[rabble.ca @rabbleca]

Donald Trump isn't 'crazy.' He's a man-child who has always gotten his way https://t.co/KvVcdyav06 #diagnoseTrump

[Bonzo @BonzoBeckett]

Are you kidding me? It's like @HillaryClinton is managing his campaign. https://t.co/Yg5NZDPunr

[Bonzo @BonzoBeckett]

@realDonaldTrump can always find solace in the arms of his true love.

[CBS Top News @CBSTopNews]

Obama: Trump's rigged election claim is "ridiculous" https://t.co/B3hdcWLxzE

[Bonzo @BonzoBeckett]

"Nobody remembers who came in second" --@realDonaldTrump

If you lose as badly as you are LOSING now, they will.

[Bonzo @BonzoBeckett]

@Piech42 @OmariAkilNewton That is just soooo considerate of you -- whatta guy! :)

[Rich @RealRichWilkins]

You get what you ask for in life, @SpeakerRyan. https://t.co/zLVpfsR0eY

[Bonzo @BonzoBeckett]

@OmariAkilNewton @Piech42 They should just hire him to do Bond movies since Craig doesn't want the gig! #OurNewBond