Merlot Bookbinder 🍷

Dabbling in #words, #poetry & #rhyme, sometimes #erotic, occasional #geek #INTJ #PYB #Kindle & #Book available now

[Merlot Bookbinder 🍷 @Bookbindermj]

My book – Musings

Short stories & poetry

Available on #Kindle and in print
#poetry #micropoetry #Musings

https://t.co/Ip2WUw20Hy

[Merlot Bookbinder 🍷 @Bookbindermj]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

It’s a shame New Year celebrations happen at midnight. 8.45pm would be ideal.

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The Welsh are a speedy people

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

If you know what this is you have fast reflexes…

[Merlot Bookbinder 🍷 @Bookbindermj]

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"I'm sorry, they've just stepped away from their desk, can I take a message?"

Yes, tell them I know they're still at their desk.

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British people currently preparing themselves to not believe how dark it is later.

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.

The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

[Royal Central @RoyalCentral]

A rainbow has appeared at Windsor Castle as the world mourns our longest serving monarch of 70 dutiful years.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Office translations.
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[Merlot Bookbinder 🍷 @Bookbindermj]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do not… #MyTwitterAnniversary

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

To the person who first said “cheer up, it might never happen!” - I hope you’re happy, now that everything has indeed happened.

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“Can you believe it’s Christmas next week?”
“Yes because we’ve been talking about Christmas obsessively for about five months now”

[Merlot Bookbinder 🍷 @Bookbindermj]

When the world
Crashes
Into the sun
And Man’s
Time on earth
Is done
Remember
One thing
Remains true
That is I
Will always
Love you

#poetry #micropoetry

[Merlot Bookbinder 🍷 @Bookbindermj]

My sybarite.
My voluptuary.
Like a pet,
Kept, for my pleasure.

Luxuries of lace
Adorn your body
You're mine
My captive treasure

#micropoetry

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“I’m off to bed” - Translation: I’m off to stick my legs in and out of the duvet and spin my pillow around until morning.

[Merlot Bookbinder 🍷 @Bookbindermj]

The broken toy
Now left behind
It's sheen & ardour gone
Fun days
Are now mere memories
There are no more to come
Consigned to scrap
To rot alone
The laughter has now waned
Solitude and loneliness
Whilst rusting, in the rain

[Merlot Bookbinder 🍷 @Bookbindermj]

Happy #bankholidaybumday

[Merlot Bookbinder 🍷 @Bookbindermj]

Always try to be a giraffe. (Advice to my younger self.) https://t.co/YmHbYByv0B