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Your Friendly Neighborhood Scorpio He/Him/His

[😬 @Bookwormyofbend]

“So, what new skills and talents have you learned in quarantine?”

Me:

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

“Be careful what you wish for” is such a stupid moral for a story. The entire point of wishes is that they’re big and dumb and crazy. Keep wishing for absolutely insane shit. No one ever got anywhere by wishing small

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Sports update: Replays show that human motion is meaningless when untethered from context and time.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

an evasive Scorpio

[兔兒神 @chenchenwrites]

one of my pet peeves is the belief that a poem is just a more complicated way of saying something you could say plainly. no. at its best, every line of a poem is actually the simplest way you could say something—it’s just that the something is complicated & strange & alive.

[Hozier @Hozier]

I’m seeing a lot of posts about being folks’ #1 artist this year and I just wanna say thank you for listening and supporting, I love you and I just hope you’re doing ok too

[whalefact @awhalefact]

bus crashed

[😬 @Bookwormyofbend]

You can tell I’m too high at work cause my fake Southern “I’m trying to sell you something” accent has gone too Deep South and now it just sounds like I’m choking on marbles

[moonstar ⚔️ open commission @moonstar_knight]

Cayde as @BungieStore model 💥
I know he will be the perfect model for that destiny toaster 😂

#Destiny2 #Destiny2Art #destinyart #cayde6 @rDESTNYCREATION @Bungie @destinyartbot

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Butchy. He really enjoys his swimming time. No thoughts just peace and little paw paddles. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

When you stare into the abyss, it tells you to mind your own beeswax, pal.

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

look at you. out here. making it. despite being scared, despite not knowing where to go, despite wanting to quit everything, you continue to pick yourself back up and figure out how to keep moving forward. be proud of that. be proud of yourself.

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

become ungovernable

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Scorpios: it’s fine I forgive you
Also Scorpios: you’ll be subject to my emotional tests for the next 5 years good luck

[Richie Hofmann @RichieHof]

Louise Glück

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

I accidentally kicked the back of this guy’s seat and now he won’t stop making faces at me. Idk what he wants. 14/10

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

this week. it is important to remember what you are thankful for. i am thankful for

6. the human
1. my stuffed fren sebastian
5. cuddles
2. my brain (i am very smart)
C. cool breezes
2. snugs (different from cuddles)

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

In some ways the real “Danny Phantom”... was Jesus Christ

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Baxter. He’s going to need a lot of attention today. He can just tell. 14/10

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk 'em
Got drunk