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[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Frank is a machine. He can't be bargained with, he can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever.

[Hanzo-Musashi @ARealMusashi]

Fun fact: As a straight male, Saying a dude is attractive does not make you bi-sexual, Game just recognize game

Now get your head out of your asses and stop the nonsense.

[LagWasReal @LagWasReal]

"FLY! FLY YOU FAT FUCK! BOTH OF OUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT! FLY!"

#Palworld

[tastyhusband @tasty_husband]

yeah fuckin crazy innit almost like you faggots havent had to aim in a decade

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City, holding a banner from the skyscraper's antenna reading, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace."

As of now it's unclear how the pair reached the top of the building as police work to get them down from the spire, 1,454 feet above the ground.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Trashy Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine

[FLANNEL @sameflannel]

in 2012 he rapped about doing this kind of shit and it sounded kinda crazy at the time. now look

[Johnny Sillyhand @phazmz_ow]

Me using my netrunning skills to open the remote controlled door (a huge rock through the glass) to access the highest floor only to be met with Mr. Blue Eyes himself (Tom cruise)

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

get home safe

[Michael @TheMG3D]

And it was worth it!

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

My dad let me hit his blunt the day Michael Jackson d!ed n I got so fried I thought it was my fault😭

[KE(多忙中) @ke02152]

我画完了之前的小动画！草帽一伙的个人短秀😉🌈

[CinemaWins @CinemaWinner]

Heyyyyy so I know it's my own fault for clicking one 4-frame pic 2 weeks ago, but when will we move on from these?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

She was crying because they took her neighbor out of his house half naked in subzero temperatures and accused him of being a child rapist, ignored him saying he was a citizen, and then it turned out they had the wrong guy

[awordisimo 🔧 @nahuemon]

acabo de instalar dos aires acondicionado en el comedor de una fábrica y cuando terminé todo cansado mientras iba a la salida con mi caja me empezaron a APLAUDIR y decir gracias
https://t.co/SfdlUleuY1

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Apart from the millions who died

[Matty McTech @setupspawn]

To everyone who received a computer for Christmas: