Murphy's Law Abiding Citizen

Software Engineer / Rocket Doctor / Walking HR Nightmare

[Murphy's Law Abiding Citizen @Booland3r]

@DomTheDiabetic @PopCrave Hell yea!

[Murphy's Law Abiding Citizen @Booland3r]

@DomTheDiabetic @RobProvince @ImBlakeMartin Oh yea, Tom Cardy is great.

[Murphy's Law Abiding Citizen @Booland3r]

We've seen worse.

[Dominic Menta @DomTheDiabetic]

@Cinemark @Booland3r

[Murphy's Law Abiding Citizen @Booland3r]

This might be the greatest dumbest video game peripheral created. Might as well throw my hat in the ring for one. #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

Make his finest asset yours

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@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26

[XBOX @XBOX]

Make his finest asset yours

Follow & Repost with #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & 2 Cheeky Controllers designed by Deadpool.‌

Ages 18+. Ends 8/11/24. Rules: https://t.co/MI0oKWl1Xf

@Marvel Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in theaters July 26

[Murphy's Law Abiding Citizen @Booland3r]

@DomTheDiabetic @DiscussingFilm I love the first one, I wonder what they'll do with a sequel.

[Murphy's Law Abiding Citizen @Booland3r]

@DomTheDiabetic @FAFO_TV That kid is *back*... on the escalator again!

[Murphy's Law Abiding Citizen @Booland3r]

@DomTheDiabetic @Vinewood_motors @ImBlakeMartin Wouldn't know, didn't like it enough to beat it.

[Murphy's Law Abiding Citizen @Booland3r]

@DomTheDiabetic @bwecht 100% correct. NSP and Starbomb.

[Murphy's Law Abiding Citizen @Booland3r]

@ImBlakeMartin @DomTheDiabetic @EverythingOOC Oh brother.

[Murphy's Law Abiding Citizen @Booland3r]

@DomTheDiabetic @CultureCrave He's 30 now.

[Murphy's Law Abiding Citizen @Booland3r]

@DomTheDiabetic @SynthPotato Oof. I'm lucky to have a Series X/PS5/PC but man, we need a new Switch. It's been 6 years, and it was underpowered then.

[Murphy's Law Abiding Citizen @Booland3r]

@ImBlakeMartin @DomTheDiabetic @IdleSloth84_ Oh, that makes sense. Patching out fun. *smh*

[Murphy's Law Abiding Citizen @Booland3r]

@DomTheDiabetic @IdleSloth84_ @ImBlakeMartin Someone told me this didn't work in this game. I guess that person is a liar.

[Murphy's Law Abiding Citizen @Booland3r]

@DomTheDiabetic @TheMissAtomic @ImBlakeMartin Yes, because it literally says "Cut Pins", has an arrow, and I can read.

[Murphy's Law Abiding Citizen @Booland3r]

@DomTheDiabetic @ImBlakeMartin

[Ego 🍔 @TrussEgo]

Fortnite lobbies after the Futurama collab

[Murphy's Law Abiding Citizen @Booland3r]

@KateAronoff This like, HAS to be parody, right? No one actually thinks this is true and it actually happened, right?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

With the 2024 election quickly approaching, The Onion asked Republican voters what issues were most important to them, and this is what they said. https://t.co/wRgBbqFqO8

[AfroPlex  @TheAfroPlex]

My stomach hurts from laughing!😂

[Murphy's Law Abiding Citizen @Booland3r]

@DomTheDiabetic @HDTGM @paulscheer @MsJuneDiane He's always asking the REAL questions. ""Why is it still Darth Maul? What Darth Maul's relationship to this movie?" I LOVE IT.