Clants Meleen

Mischievous thief doubling as a C-SEC informant to stay out of trouble. (RP) #WevelVerse2 #PostME3

[Clants Meleen @BoomClants]

@HackAndDash @Cujahg @SkedarPratt @CoolDoth @CSECJensen @Kephunter @AFeltzer @GumshoeMan @ClemNee @LambOfShepard @_FifthCircle @N7Phantom @VigilantScarf @TemperedOath -With a hellish scream, Clants grabbed a rifle off a nearby corpse and fired at Stark's assailants, killing most while he mopped the rest. Clants popped the heat sink, then continued to crawl-

I did it...

[Clants Meleen @BoomClants]

@GumshoeMan @SkedarPratt -His eyes widened-

First, the messiah...and now, I see...you are...!

The prophecy...I am a WITNESS!!

[Clants Meleen @BoomClants]

@GumshoeMan @SkedarPratt You've shown an impressive display of power, that I cannot match.

That stance...

[Clants Meleen @BoomClants]

@GumshoeMan @SkedarPratt -Clants strode toward Yang, who remained unphased by his menacing approach. A sudden wave of fear came over him once he was within three feet.-

Actually, I submit.

[Clants Meleen @BoomClants]

@GumshoeMan @SkedarPratt -Clants devoured the delicacy and licked his fingers.-

Why, thank you! So nice to finally get some recognition around here!

Now, let us do battle to the death.

[Clants Meleen @BoomClants]

@GumshoeMan @SkedarPratt What the-!

Where's mine?!

[Clants Meleen @BoomClants]

@GumshoeMan @SkedarPratt I can fight her. I can destroy you too, Yang, you B-tier cop!

[Clants Meleen @BoomClants]

@_FifthCircle @VigilantScarf @N7Phantom @LambOfShepard -Clants' eyes widened at the sight of the Force Edge-

The messiah...

[Clants Meleen @BoomClants]

@CSECJensen @CoolDoth @VigilantScarf *Clants was in the corner of his cell, shakily holding a pistol forward. Four corpses were sprawled out ahead of him. He pointed at Jun and Doth, back and forth-

I SAID GET BACK!

[Clants Meleen @BoomClants]

@CoolDoth *A loud crash from behind stopped them dead in their tracks. They stopped and turned to find Cujo standing over the crowd.*

D-d-d-d-d-o...h.

[Clants Meleen @BoomClants]

@CoolDoth Yahgs don't have tails! Just butt!

[Clants Meleen @BoomClants]

@CoolDoth Doth, I am not going to get to this yahg just to die. We require a plan of sorts.

[Clants Meleen @BoomClants]

@CoolDoth But, how do we take him down?

*Inmates rushed to the two exits.*

[Clants Meleen @BoomClants]

@CoolDoth *An inmate wearing a hat across the room incited a riot, and the chamber erupted in chaos. Clants leaned next to Doth within the safety of the cell.*

What should we do?!

[Clants Meleen @BoomClants]

@CoolDoth It's the gods. They've come to bring retribution on me.

It's all my fault!

[Clants Meleen @BoomClants]

@CoolDoth *Clants' eyes widened. He took a step back and stared at the ground.*

...

[Clants Meleen @BoomClants]

@CoolDoth Maybe you're a jerk!

Oh, wait. That is a FACT!

[Clants Meleen @BoomClants]

@CoolDoth Maybe, I knew that, so I perpetrated a lie to make you expect that the lie I fabricated was the truth, because you would automatically assume that I am bad at lying.

[Clants Meleen @BoomClants]

@CoolDoth Or perhaps everything I told you was a bold-faced lie, my first foray into standing up for myself. Perhaps, I deceive you.

[Clants Meleen @BoomClants]

@CoolDoth My story? I think I was mugged and hit my head on something. I woke up here one day with amnesia and a bump on my head. A doctor said I was messed up. Then, I found my way into the criminal underworld. I never knew who I was before I hit my head.