Boomhauer

MMA & Houston Sports Superfan- King Machado & Lord Vellejos Enjoyer + #AswellArmy

[Boomhauer @BoomhauerMMA]

@Erntastedfresh I reckon that guy hasn’t had a handful of titty since he was breastfeeding

[Boomhauer @BoomhauerMMA]

@mmagoat420 Damn 💔

[Boomhauer @BoomhauerMMA]

@TommyBeer Wow Hakeem is still rent free in yall old Knicks fans’ heads

But nice job by KAT 👍🏼 y’all are beating our biggest rival rn

[The Incredible Hok @Josh_HokitUFC]

I gave the UFC the greatest fight of all time so why would they cut me you idiot lol

[Martys Hairline @MmaUnderdogz]

Yall don’t think Michael Chandler could land one of these jawns?

#UFCFreedom250

[Boomhauer @BoomhauerMMA]

@realkevink They look like they’re from two different historical eras

Caveman Orolbai R1 KO

[Boomhauer @BoomhauerMMA]

@Jimbo_J_ It definitely will sell out and is the most exciting heavyweight fight since Fury Usyk

Both men have lost a lot of aura in the past couple years or so but it’s still a damn exciting fight and their name value is still incredibly high

Usyk beat em both but Usyk isn’t as exciting

[Boomhauer @BoomhauerMMA]

@CaudilloXIV Idk if there is one in a movie franchise

Katie Holmes was so good as Rachel Dawes

Maggie Gyllenhaal was just bland as fuck

[Grizzle 🌹 @fcgrizzle2]

@TheMMAlien Looks like a lunch lady hat 🤣

[Boomhauer @BoomhauerMMA]

@vernon_token @wonderbondmma He beat Prates the fight prior

Who would it makes sense for him to accept a fight against if he was even offered one?

He has the best resume amongst WW contenders rn… he’s waiting for the title shot and will prob fight someone else if he doesn’t get it

[𝐏𝐢𝐜𝐨'𝐬 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐞𝐫 ❤️‍🩹🇺🇸 @PicosBarber]

@MikeChandlerMMA We will break Mauricio Ruffy.

He breaks under pressure which we saw in Paris.

I predict a classic Michael Chandler R1 KO.

[Boomhauer @BoomhauerMMA]

@BiasedHouston Maybe do an episode for each finals series covering ‘94 and ‘95

I was looking at some of the stats & games and those series seemed rly entertaining by the numbers even the Orlando sweep every game looked close

Like speaking on key moments/players in each of the games and stuff

[Boomhauer @BoomhauerMMA]

@DovySimuMMA @nypostsports Chandler R2 TKO #SeeYouAtTheTop

[Boomhauer @BoomhauerMMA]

@BlessedShaww Try mixing Cinnamon Toast Crunch w lucky charms

Best fucking combo

[Boomhauer @BoomhauerMMA]

@durchoke6 @NoonsRise2Power From being a pervert obsessed with f*sting girls in the ass

Disgusting

Proof God isnt real bc it is what made his left hook so powerful 💔

[Dobronx Addict 😊 #ArrestAlexPerapist 😡 @Chuckyolives69]

@NoonsRise2Power The Method?

[𝐏𝐢𝐜𝐨'𝐬 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐞𝐫 ❤️‍🩹🇺🇸 @PicosBarber]

@Topuriailia Didn't Josh Hokit make you cry?

[Boomhauer @BoomhauerMMA]

@Jaidencablee Most overrated fighter of all time- loses to any good and healthy fighter that he faces

His best wins are Jiri (reckless fighter w sloppy defense) and injured Ank

Plus he has no personality

[Boomhauer @BoomhauerMMA]

@nickisback_ @percyishim He’s retarded

I was the same way back when I was a wigger

Some ppl never change tho

[Whitey Northcutt @WhiteyNorthcutt]

Guy on instagram who makes videos about wiggers and calls it ‘Wigarthan’ studies is one of the best guys online right now