Boomski

The banal musings of a mild mannered non-super powered alter ego.

[Boomski @Boomski]

As the parent of a kid who loves Lego I'm assuming this equates to like 6 maybe 7 Lego sets? https://t.co/NcmLpU4K9o

[Boomski @Boomski]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[yahiamice. @Yahiamice]

cats dubbed by half life 1 scientists: a thread

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

Not ‘migrants’ & certainly not political footballs…but rather human beings with hopes & dreams like the rest of us, and all fleeing desperate circumstances in search of better lives. Those for whom it’s not too late deserve more compassion & humanity than we’ve shown so far 💔

[Boomski @Boomski]

@TraynorTM @NicolaSturgeon @StewartHosieSNP That section of the census only for S4 pupils upwards..

[Boomski @Boomski]

@si_mcav Plan👍 https://t.co/It9JFDsjYl

[Her Highness Heidi Hi for PM 🇵🇹 @Heidis9Lives]

Brexit timeline:
2016 - Brexit makes us better off
2017 - Brexit won't make us worse off
2018 - Brexit will make us worse off but only for the first 50 years
2019 - Nobody ever claimed it would make us better off.
2020 - We don't care if we starve
2021 - It's all Remainers' fault

[Faheem Younus, MD @FaheemYounus]

Perspective: Compare 90% efficacy of COVID vaccine with…

Influenza 50%
Cholera 52-71%
Pneumo 50-75%
HPV 80%
Tetanus 85%
Pertussis 85%
Measles 88%
Measles 97%
Diphtheria 90%
Shingles 91%
Hep A/B 98%
Polio 99%

Nothing is 100%

[Boomski @Boomski]

Voice on phone: "Hello Ghostbusters"
Me: "Hi It's not clear in the ad. Is this 1984 Ghostbusters or 2016 Ghostbusters?"
"Oh we're 2016 Ghostbusters. Can I help?"
"Doh. Sorry wrong number."
*Hangs up phone and sighs as a ghost rubs it's Willie in my face for the rest of eternity*

[Boomski @Boomski]

Me right now trying to sleep..

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Does the word 'heinous' rhyme with 'anus' or 'penis'? Tweet your one word answer to
@BorisJohnson

[Boomski @Boomski]

Yay! Just like this cow I've got a week 'aff! #dadjoke

[Boomski @Boomski]

This thread is comedy gold.. 😂

[Boomski @Boomski]

3AM: *suddenly awake* Right let's think about: How to solve the Middle East crisis? How can I rearrange my living room furniture? Can we safely send humans to Mars? What's for tea on Friday? How do magnets work? Why's my knee itchy? Do spiders sleep? What's that noise? etc..

[Boomski @Boomski]

Worst sequel since "Highlander 2" 😕

[New Scientist @newscientist]

First human case of H10N3 bird flu strain reported in China https://t.co/xFLuk4iSBh

[Boomski @Boomski]

@steve_64 No way dude! You just googled "unbearably cute puppy" and posted the top result to fk with me!

[Boomski @Boomski]

I REALLY want a dog but as I'm at work most days it's just not practical 😕 Might look out my old Tamagotchi..

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Zero daily Covid deaths announced in the UK for the first time since pandemic began https://t.co/76y78NSOiv

[Boomski @Boomski]

@si_mcav And let's not forget "That's my parrot-to-give"